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[lizard]

good luck, thanatopsis!

you know what, there are often five or six people lurking invisibly on this board. I can half understand why chicks do it cause of the "hey look it's a gurl, show us yer sweater meats!" but c'mon guys, REVEAL YOURSELVES!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

lol, sweater meats

My fucking back is killing me! I woke up, and bam, horrible back pain.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

You wern't probed were you?
because if you were im sure you can post picture's and trust us not to redistribute them..

 

[Trylakos]

isn't bedemon that weird anime dinosaur action f igure game?

 

[Trylakos]

also JOKES:


Who was the first ever Jewish baker?


Adolf Hitler

LOLZ

 

[lizard]

today at lunch the new employee who just got back from Iraq sez, "Shooting people got alot easier after the first one."

 

[Hell Mike]

http://amberion.mine.nu/sft/_oih/lord.avi me being/looking/acting silly

 

[Trylakos]

actual conversation:

Dad: me and your mother are going out for a bit, we will be back later.

*leave*

brother: what if ever time they go out, they go to a hotel and have sex?

 

[Hell Mike]

what if as in did you know that

 

[Demilich]

what if they just have sex at home when you guys aren't there?

 

[MFJ]

what if talking about this doesn't matter at all?

 

[Mormagil]

yeah, i'm wondering that myself. although he is like 12 so this is probably pretty exciting stuff

 

[Hell Mike]

what if they have loads and loads of sex, they just leave home for the crazy stuff involving poop, leather, huge things and pain?

 

[Trylakos]

it was just the thought that my brother was thinking about them doing it that was weird.

Sorry for being a nuisance

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

what if htey do it on your bed when you're at school?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

got 2 inches of rain yesterday, some parts of Springfield got 4 inches. And its been raining all day. kickass

edit: It took me 5 minutes to put socks on today, stupid back.

 

[Trylakos]

got 2 inches of rain yesterday, some parts of Springfield got 4 inches. And its been raining all day. kickass

edit: It took me 5 minutes to put socks on today, stupid back.

I have a question. Are you Homer Simpson?

 

[lurch70]

I have a question. Are you Homer Simpson?

... and with this post you have secured your place in RC history

 

[Claws of Perdition]

That's actually quite a good point..

@Trylakos

Look for marks of shit on your mums teeth when she gets back, a sure sign she just participated in a rimjob..

 

[Trylakos]

That's actually quite a good point..

@Trylakos

Look for marks of shit on your mums teeth when she gets back, a sure sign she just participated in a rimjob..

bleh, nah. I'll just leave it to my imagination. I doubt they do anything anymore though, they ren't very close. I wonder how curious parents get about stuff like that. Maybe everytime a mother says to breath at them for alcohol, they are really looking for recent shit guzzling rampage leftovers.