The (Un)official write anything you want page

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Wow, thats definitely heavy shit.
I need to watch something with fart jokes now.

 

[lurch70]

hahahha, Ali just texted me with "Nemtheanga"

 

[lurch70]

and he sends his regards to all you skirts.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I hope he's wearing his Agalloch t-shirt.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Is there any good way to go about telling my wife's friend to stay the fuck out of our business? Or to possibly convince my wife that this friend is a controlling, manipulative bitch who is constantly trying to call the shots in our marriage?

Hmmmm......

 

[Disgustipated]

Actions speak louder than words. Punch her in the cunt.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Every time she says something snarky in her incredibly annoying, baby-talk bullshit voice, I daydream about that.

 

[dorian gray]

wtf? When did you get married?!
wtf? Why is your wife's friend even involved? That's just really wierd. Frankly, it's more your wife's problem than it is you or her friend's. The little wifey needs to drop her.

 

[lurch70]

you should ask her if she wants to fuck you, as it sure sounds like it.

 

[dorian gray]

I daydream about that.

It's obviously on his mind

 

[lurch70]

I hope he's wearing his Agalloch t-shirt.

he was in Manhattan getting drunk with some people. he actually invited me a few days ago, but totally slipped my mind. not that i could have went anyway

 

[Thanatopsis123]

wtf? When did you get married?!
wtf? Why is your wife's friend even involved? That's just really wierd. Frankly, it's more your wife's problem than it is you or her friend's. The little wifey needs to drop her.

I guess it was last February that I ended up hitched to one of these slant-eyes.

She's been my wife's friend since high school. There is going to be no dropping here. And it's my problem because she always tries to pit my wife against me in subtle ways. And then my wife goes and engraves this shit on tablets to carry them down from the mount and do this cunts bidding.

you should ask her if she wants to fuck you, as it sure sounds like it.

That is a definite possibility. Sometimes I think it's anger and jealousy because my wife has the handsome, kind, big dicked American who stole her best friend from her.

 

[lurch70]

whoa whoa whoa... TMI TMI

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Really? I thought it was pretty well known that just about any white guy in Japan is seen that way.

 

[lurch70]

hahah, well ok then. i'll be like sasquatch over ther.

 

[dorian gray]

And then my wife goes and engraves this shit on tablets to carry them down from the mount and do this cunts bidding.

That's pretty awesome. Or wait...is that hyperbole? Don't fuck with me, man.

 

[dorian gray]

Really? I thought it was pretty well known that just about any white guy in Japan is seen that way.

My brother in law is over there right now and will be for three years.
My brother just married some Fillipino chick. They have slanty eyes right?

 

[Krilons Resa]

That's pretty awesome. Or wait...is that hyperbole? Don't fuck with me, man.

haha...i was thinking the same thing.

im with uncle lurch. although she may even be unaware of it herself just yet, she wants a taste of the american.

 

[rms]

My brother in law is over there right now and will be for three years.
My brother just married some Fillipino chick. They have slanty eyes right?

Filipino's have mustaches

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Hahahaha. It's true.