EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY
I hate wiener dogs. Dreadful creatures.
Ohhh that makes sense now. Well it doesnt really deter me any considering Im sitting at a computer as well he is and sometimes I find it irritating but sometimes extremely comical.
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Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
Climb Thar Hill
not family oriented
haha, jerry's an unassuming guy. Some of the stuff he posts doesn't match some of the seriously awkward comments he's spouted while at parties, bars, etc. 
There are times I think he actually hates hanging out with himself
There are times I think he actually hates hanging out with himself
Mormagil
bring back the corvee
Erik Goes to Church starring Jim Varney
"4 stars out of 4...Maybe the end really IS near!" - Jim Svejda, CBS News
"4 stars out of 4...Maybe the end really IS near!" - Jim Svejda, CBS News
Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
haha, jerry's an unassuming guy. Some of the stuff he posts doesn't match some of the seriously awkward comments he's spouted while at parties, bars, etc.
Dude like what? That time when I whipped out my dilly and pissed in front of half a dozen party goers, one being the italian girl of our good comrade's wet dreams?!?! That was in no way awkward!!!
Beer
There are times I think he actually hates hanging out with himself
Only when I'm surrounded by white preppy/hippy/yuppy filth. It puts me in an awkward spot as I don't have a social connection to these people and their materialistically pseudo-hip lifestyles. In solitude is where I am most content.
Climb Thar Hill
not family oriented
Dude like what? That time when I whipped out my dilly and pissed in front of the italian girl of little Mike's wet dreams?!?! That was in no way awkward!!!
Beer
That shit was awkward for all involved. At least you didn't try to snort her drink afterwards
dorian gray
Returning videotapes
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dorian gray
Returning videotapes
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haha yeah that kicked ass! Then I had sex with your girlfriend and you didn't care? Man, you rule!
CATL
Postmeridian and Weary
My girlfriend isn't a black metal or goth "chick," in fact she barely even listens to any metal or so called "extreme" music. I'm not sure where the tattoos and piercings are coming into play as that has nothing at all to do with what we're talking about. What's wrong with an average girl or person for that matter liking Lacuna Coil?
It's sad that you can't talk about music with your girlfriend just because she doesn't like metal. Do you agree on everything else? Or do you just choose not to talk about anything that you both can't agree on?
CATL
Postmeridian and Weary
I found Hoeggarden at the store tonight and had some with dinner. Now I'm going to open a Chardonay.
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY
I hate wiener dogs. Dreadful creatures.
To CATL
Oh no man i wasnt talking to you about the black metal chick thing that was to RIA, anyway no we talk about lots of stuff and sometimes music but not very often. Ria said something about extreme black metal chicks on myspace. Sorry that was misunderstood. Well we dont talk about metal very often because its what Im extremely passionate about and she doesnt really get much of it and we dont talk about politics much because its what shes really into even though we both feel the same on lots of stuff , my thinking patterns dont match hers so it creates a lot of confussion , everything else we are pretty cool with. We are both very similar in our personalities but we like very different things. And as far as Lacuna well I just cant see the attraction to them I guess.
Oh no man i wasnt talking to you about the black metal chick thing that was to RIA, anyway no we talk about lots of stuff and sometimes music but not very often. Ria said something about extreme black metal chicks on myspace. Sorry that was misunderstood. Well we dont talk about metal very often because its what Im extremely passionate about and she doesnt really get much of it and we dont talk about politics much because its what shes really into even though we both feel the same on lots of stuff , my thinking patterns dont match hers so it creates a lot of confussion , everything else we are pretty cool with. We are both very similar in our personalities but we like very different things. And as far as Lacuna well I just cant see the attraction to them I guess.
Papa Josh
Minister of Propaganda
Jobless? You must have me confused with someone else. Quite employed and content. I am here because I have every right to be.
I wouldn't need to "stomp a mudhole" in you... just looking into your eyes and laughing at you would be enough for me.
Weak minded simpleton.
Demilich
Remember
Jobless? You must have me confused with someone else. Quite employed and content. I am here because I have every right to be.
I wouldn't need to "stomp a mudhole" in you... just looking into your eyes and laughing at you would be enough for me.
Ok... call him all kinds of names, but simpleton?
Captain Beard
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Oh I never said it was funny, I'm just indifferent to racism being 90% misanthropic and all.
Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
Jobless? You must have me confused with someone else. Quite employed and content. I am here because I have every right to be.
I wouldn't need to "stomp a mudhole" in you... just looking into your eyes and laughing at you would be enough for me.
"Shut up! Fifty threads ago we'd have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass."
"You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherfucker. Throw his ass out Deron. He's a wegar!"
Now that I got the Michael Richards parody out of the way...
Where are you employed at my good man?!?! Scooping up shit at the local petting zoo inbetween feedings?!?! You're obviously not in any position that requires personal hygiene. Holy hell, if this was 1865 maybe, just maybe you could get a job as an Abe Lincoln stand in, and save the life of the president you quietly pray to every night before you go to bed with that mountain of flesh you call a better half. (The other half ran down the crack of your mother's ass and ended up being a shit stain on your parents mattress) But I digress you foul mouthed swarmy cesspoolian you. As far as I am aware, you're cheating the system just like every other negar and wegar in your area code. Every time the first of the month comes around you take off your shirt, throw it up, and wave it around like a helicopta. Papa jobless, I won't paypal you 10 bucks for your phone bill, but I will paypal you some advice. And that advice is this,
www.monster.com
Papa Josh
Minister of Propaganda
Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
I'm basically asking you to send me a facsimile of a paystub. You know some concrete proof that you're gainfully employed and not like every rapper who you "bump" on your stereo that was living on my dime before they hit it big. If it happens to be that you're unemployed, I really would like to know where the hell your foodstamps are going to as they could very well be exchanged to the local street pharmacist for some "spoons". It's just a way for me to account for my tax deductions is all.
