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I had a Korean friend once, who was a total pothead. Toking up one time, and another dude told him "whoa dude, you've got Chinese-eyes squared."

He didn't find it funny. He was wrong.
 
I'm about to start on the bass ale... the opinion among my old mans friends is that should be passed out by now. They are worshipping me.

i am an alcy god.
 
Is my hate of golden boys irrational? I remember reading a series once where the main character was a worthless piece of shit asshole but I rooted for him because he was constantly thwarted by a golden boy whom I despised simply for the fact that he was, well, a golden boy. I mean, he was a genuinely good guy but I absolutely hated him.

(I could relate this to something at work but I'm too lazy at the moment.)