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Holy shit I'm bored. A couple of the gf's friends came to visit her so they're having some chick day together and I'm imagining that's gonna entail them sitting in their underoos, drinking wine, and having pillow fights which will then lead into a all female orgy until I get that special phone call asking me to come on over....

So here I am completely bored with nobody to go out or drink with except myself.
 
this made me larf

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The other day someone that just got back from boot camp said he was pissing and didn't finish when the DI said to, so when the DI pulled him away, he got pissed on.
 
The other day someone that just got back from boot camp said he was pissing and didn't finish when the DI said to, so when the DI pulled him away, he got pissed on.

Same thing happened in my platoon, but with a recruit shitting. That went well.
 
Only two more weeks before I'm finished at this job and leave this town! Yay!

And none too soon. My boss has always been crazy but sweet christ, she's getting even worse. Yesterday she got upset because I used the word "chilly" instead of cold to describe the current weather.
 
I had a good weekend. Went and saw Doomsday and picked up some albums

Eluveitie Slania
Turisas To Holmgard
Ensiferum Victory Songs
Zimmers Hole When you were shouting at the devil
Hellhammer Demon Entrails

Doomsday was fucking great