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[dorian gray]

Leave the day she stops having sex with you.

This.

 

[dorian gray]

man, I hit a loooooooow point and acted quite the fool.

I would've paid to have seen that

 

[NAD]

33,442 posts (and counting) for free aren't good enough?

Oh man I gotta poo.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

My best post-breakup meltdown happened about this time last year. This, from what I remember, is the sequence of events: 1) breakup (wasn't really working, we just got stoned a lot together), 2) chick invites me to her huge birthday party a week later, 3) chick ignores me for duration of evening, 4) I get into the Grey Goose, which I had brought as a gift but said fuck it, 5) I start hitting on chick's best friend, 6) words are exchanged between ex and myself, 7) I am thrown out for being "too drunk" and "causing a scene." I don't really remember what I said to her, but I believe it was something vitriolic followed by a desperate appeal for sex. Which happens to be my M.O. with most chicks I meet.

 

[NAD]

"I ahte hyou fucin bithc ..a.. tkate off yor opatns..."

 

[swizzlenuts]

Leave the day she stops having sex with you.

What about blow jobs?

 

[Morbides]

gray is gay

 

[lurch70]

i never understood this "going back" to exes to "work things out" or for just getting ass.

I keep hearing these types of stories, and have yet to hear a positive outcome. from my experience, all my breakups were where either my ex was so fucking sick of me or me so sick of them, that when it was time to call it quits, my 12" schlong didn't really matter anymore. we just never called eachother again. of course now a bunch of them are trying to facebook me.

 

[dorian gray]

at everything on this page

@Swizzle: second that question

 

[NAD]

What about blow jobs?

Is the blowjob:frustration ratio greater than 3:1? Keep at it until it goes below that number. Yes, the science of skull.

i never understood this "going back" to exes to "work things out" or for just getting ass.

I keep hearing these types of stories, and have yet to hear a positive outcome. from my experience, all my breakups were where either my ex was so fucking sick of me or me so sick of them, that when it was time to call it quits, my 12" schlong didn't really matter anymore. we just never called eachother again. of course now a bunch of them are trying to facebook me.

Seriously. Fuck reruns.

 

[lurch70]

and I swear the biggest of all coincidences happened. one of the exes from a decade ago that lives in Hungary just tried to FB me. she has 3 kids now and a husband that looks like me, W T F !!!

just realized that Jonathan is trying to patch things up with I guess his wife, or maybe his g/f.
ignore what I said above mr miller.

 

[dorian gray]

Also, lol @ FB.
The situation you mention is pretty much why I had to delete my account.

 

[Ellestin]

new favourite song ever: Christicide - Eyes Pierced with truth



A march through the truth
when everything is black
when everything is pure...

 

[NAD]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ok, what if the blowjobs *themselves* are what is causing the frustration?

Why would anyone stay with someone who gives bad skull?!?

PS: I deleted Facebutt because an ex-whore from a looooooooong time ago added me, which was our first contact in over a decade. She didn't send anything personal my way, and then a week later started posting Tea Party bullshit. "That's it, I'm outta here!"

 

[NAD]

[a. Socioparasite]

Hey you on public assistance
Why don't you get a job?
Sell some dope and buy some pride
It's the only thing you couldn't rob

Socioparasite
Socioparasite

How does it feel to live for free?
Get off society's back
Skells like you allowed to live
You wonder why we're taxed

Socioparasite
Socioparasite

[b. Waste of Life]

Waste of life
You're a waste of life

Getting fucked up on Classon Avenue
Smoking crack and drinking booze
Spike in your arm
No money for food
But there's plenty of gas in your BMW

There's a dopewhore waiting at home
Dealing your shit on the chemophone
Poor Tawana gets born with a birth defect
But it only increases your welfare check

Been doing some thinking and I have an answer
To arrest the spreading cancer
Send you back to where you came from
Get the fuck rid of you (sub)human scum

If you don't pay taxes you shouldn't vote
So get in line and get back on the boat
I'd love to tear down all those projects
Kiss my ass home relief reject

Waste of life
You're a waste of life
Waste of life
You're a waste of life

 

[lurch70]

hahahaha no worries, lurch.
Btw, can I patch things up with both? That would be awesome.

move to Utah.

the funny thing is my good friends ex tried to befriend me and MY ex, who is friends with my friends ex friended him.

so these bints tried to do some cross befriending, must have been planned as its too much of a coincidence that it happened the same day.

of course my dumb friend accepted my ex's invite so now the inevitable will happen.

i'll have to delete my FB account.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Good lawd, you people and your woman troubles!!

I sometimes wonder why I don't try to have more female friends, but posts like these have just given me the answer.

 

[lurch70]

fuck fuck fuck. I missed DIE ANTWOORD at 2 separate gigs this weekend.

 

[Krilons Resa]

wtf is that?

edit: google reveals Ninja, Yo-Landi Vi$$er and DJ Hi-Tek. srsly?

 

[Vittra]

the funny thing is my good friends ex tried to befriend me and MY ex, who is friends with my friends ex friended him.

WHAT