At homethrone I have a stack of magazines (mostly Playboy and The Nation), but I use the Shartphone for workpooping.
I used to look at pocketporn whilst engaging upon said workpooping but one time I got a boner and that was just fucking awkward.
hahaha exactly. OH GAWD NOW I MUST PEE AND DRINK CRANBERRY JUICE.Dude, that shit is terrible. Especially when my cannon starts to rise and touches the porcelain and just grosses me the fuck out. Immediate UTI paranoia.
I'm assuming the smartphone has replaced the traditional "reading material." That makes me sad.