The Where The Fuck Are You Thread

[Hell Mike]

I don't understand how people actually chill out on the shitter, reading some bullshit like they are kicking back in a recliner, in front of a fire, on a cold winter night. When I gotta drop a spike, I sit down, shit, smell, wipe, and gtfo. I never understood that.

As a parent, you should know that there is no other place to get five minutes of peace & quiet on an average day. That said, I always was a longshitter but it feels even better now. Mentally.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Jerry, where the f are you? Aren't you supposed to be in Dallas RIGHT NOW?

Sent ye a text that I was staying in Addison. Spending most of tomorrow @ Convention Center.

 

[ChaosLee]

As a parent, you should know that there is no other place to get five minutes of peace & quiet on an average day. That said, I always was a longshitter but it feels even better now. Mentally.

This man knows what's up

 

[neal]

finally home. worked like 16 hours or something today. fuuuuuck that.

 

[Ellestin]

I don't understand how people actually chill out on the shitter, reading some bullshit like they are kicking back in a recliner, in front of a fire, on a cold winter night. When I gotta drop a spike, I sit down, shit, smell, wipe, and gtfo. I never understood that.

ethically speaking I'm with you, that said it happened to me a few times at the office to take a dump after lunch and then just doze off for a couple minutes, head down ever closer to the rising scent.

 

[dorian gray]

^ what?!? Hahaha how is that possible?

 

[Krilons Resa]

head down ever closer to the rising scent.

 

[dorian gray]

At work. In a chair.

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

Sent ye a text that I was staying in Addison. Spending most of tomorrow @ Convention Center.

Shoot me a text too. Gonna come pick you up brah.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Sent ye a text that I was staying in Addison. Spending most of tomorrow @ Convention Center.

Didn't get it

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

rising scent
I love farting while sitting down on the pot. You basically go face first into the thick of it.

 

[dorian gray]

still at work. different chair

 

[NAD]

I'm drunk watching Deathly Hallows on my couch.

18 hours ago I was doing the exact same thing.

 

[dorian gray]

 

[Krilons Resa]

about to play scrabble with wife over some drinks. gonna try to make a sex game out of it. that's my plan anyway.

 

[dorian gray]

Good luck!

 

[lurch70]

until the baby cries

 

[Krilons Resa]

that doesn't happen in my establishment.

 

[dorian gray]

Iiiiiiiiiinteresting

 

[lurch70]

soundproof the basement Ken?