The Whining and Bitching Thread

[CiG]

I absolutely love Cassette's stockpile of gifs.

Hopefully I've annoyed some people with them too though.

 

[The Butt]

Wouldn't doubt it.

 

[Vilden]

I would never cut my hair for a job. Metal til you die and all that! (High five!). Shaving is another matter, I'm so fucking girly that I feel my beard is out of place already so I guess it could go.

 

[The Butt]

I shaved my beard once before meeting the girlfriend's grandmother. But then I looked fifteen so I decided never again.

 

[Matt]

I used to have long straight blond hair and looked like Thranduil. Then one day, inexplicably, the texture changed and now it's too curly for that and looks like shit long. So I keep it short. I've never been the same

 

[unknown]

I used to have long straight blond hair and looked like Thranduil. Then one day, inexplicably, the texture changed and now it's too curly for that and looks like shit long. So I keep it short. I've never been the same

Same. I rocked the jewfro all throughout high school and into college. It was getting pretty serious too. Then I buzzed my head and never turned back. Long hair, especially long curly hair, was such a pain in the ass

 

[End of Glory]

Had long straight brown hair but cut it when I got my second latest job last February. Now I'm just going with the man bun.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

The tough call when those luscious locks start balding: shave it or hold desperately onto your youth and become part of the Devin Townsend hive mind?

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Is that because you felt like a turd?

Actually, yeah. Facial hair is uncomfortable (mustache excluded) and long hair is a chore.

 

[CiG]

The tough call when those luscious locks start balding: shave it or hold desperately onto your youth and become part of the Devin Townsend hive mind?

You hold onto it, morph into a grizzly Heavy Metal ogre and drink even more beer than before.

Actually, yeah. Facial hair is uncomfortable (mustache excluded) and long hair is a chore.

I feel you there. More so with the long hair, facial hair is like a second skin for me, without it I feel really strange. But a good trimming can go a long way.

 

[Dak]

become part of the Devin Townsend hive mind?

I'M NOT INSANE I'M JUST SMARTER THAN YOUUUUUUUUUU

 

[The Ozzman]

Facial hair is uncomfortable

Said no real man ever

 

[Cronopio]

Damn right.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Chicks dig facial hair. The messier and more crusty leftovers, the better. It simultaneously stimulates mothering and mating instincts so she can smell the dripping testosterone while she pulls out old food.

I know, you're welcome. I think of you all as misguided nerds that desperately need my sage wisdom.

 

[CiG]

I used to have women asking me on the street if they could touch my beard. It was fucking weird. Especially since I'm essentially a repugnant resting-bitch-face asshole with crumbs and shit in my beard. (When I had it.)

 

[unknown]

I think of you all as misguided nerds.

You're not wrong about that

 

[Omni]

It's 2016. Why do I have to explain to educated people that bathing and deodorant are part of hygiene when they work in a public place?

 

[CiG]

 

[Dak]

It's 2016. Why do I have to explain to educated people that bathing and deodorant are part of hygiene when they work in a public place?

Yeah it amazes me how much of a problem this is. This isn't the Soviet Union, there's no deodorant, water, or soap shortage.

 

[Omni]

Yeah, every weeks or so, an employee shows up to work looking filthy and smelling terrible. The worst part is, they're all people with college education for things like hospitality where public contact is mandatory.