The Whining and Bitching Thread
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Carpe Mortem
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Chicks dig facial hair. The messier and more crusty leftovers, the better. It simultaneously stimulates mothering and mating instincts so she can smell the dripping testosterone while she pulls out old food.
I know, you're welcome. I think of you all as misguided nerds that desperately need my sage wisdom.
I know, you're welcome. I think of you all as misguided nerds that desperately need my sage wisdom.
CiG
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I used to have women asking me on the street if they could touch my beard. It was fucking weird. Especially since I'm essentially a repugnant resting-bitch-face asshole with crumbs and shit in my beard. (When I had it.)
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CiG
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Dak
mentat
Yeah it amazes me how much of a problem this is. This isn't the Soviet Union, there's no deodorant, water, or soap shortage.
Satanstoenail
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PrincessHades
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Satanstoenail
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PrincessHades
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Can I whine and bitch about waking up? God damn I hate waking up every morning, except for breaks, weekends, Fridays etc. I go to sleep in a nice warm bed, fantasizing about girls until I fall asleep, and then, all of the sudden, the fucking sun has risen, and my dad wakes me up for school, and I get dressed in uncomfortable "nice clothes", only awaiting the hell I am about to be subjected to. Then, I get into the car with my dad and younger brother, we get to school in twenty minutes, and then I get out in a terrible excuse for a "carpool loop", and walk down a straight concrete divider in the middle of a small field, which I feel like is a fucking stadium, I feel like everyone is watching me.
Also, I want to whine and bitch about this:
We have a history project involving making a video that will be on the internet, for public viewing. The teacher is grading my appearance. I do not want to project a fucking suit and tie image to the whole fucking world. The image I want to project is a bit different, thank you.
Also, I want to whine and bitch about this:
We have a history project involving making a video that will be on the internet, for public viewing. The teacher is grading my appearance. I do not want to project a fucking suit and tie image to the whole fucking world. The image I want to project is a bit different, thank you.
Carpe Mortem
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Why do you give a shit? Its not very metal to give a shit, dawg. Just get a good grade so you can afford a decent place to live someday and fill it with the corpses of your enemies. Wear what people want you to wear so they'll fuck off. I'd like to refer you to S1E19 of House:
"You are one wicked free thinker! You want to be a rebel? Stop being cool. Wear a pocket protector like he does, and get a hair cut like the Asian kids that don't leave the library for twenty hour stretches. They're the ones who don't care what you think."
"You are one wicked free thinker! You want to be a rebel? Stop being cool. Wear a pocket protector like he does, and get a hair cut like the Asian kids that don't leave the library for twenty hour stretches. They're the ones who don't care what you think."
CiG
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As much as I'm beginning to like you, I can't help but think you'd not survive 3 seconds in a place that isn't the west.
Master_Yoda77
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As someone who is giving up on their academic life in pursuit of a more corporate life I dread the moment that I actually have to cut my hair to find a "real" job.
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PrincessHades
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West as in western civilisation you fucking mouth-breather.
I think I could live in some third world country. It wouldn't be pleasant, but I guess it could be kind of fun...
CiG
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No trust me you'd die on the first day. You're bothered way too much by petty bullshit.
