The Whining and Bitching Thread

[viewerfromnihil]

You need some Elliott Smith in your life.

 

[Onder]

My procrastination has gotten to the point when I do some school work to avoid other school work. I have like three things I need to do and I keep doing the ones that seem least bothersome. At least I do something I say to myself, but somewhere inside I know that it's just procrastination in some new mutated form.

 

[Omni]

My parents were Catholic but they stopped being overly religious and protective by the time that I was a teenager. My mother hated my music, but my dad was always surprisingly open to listening to music with me.

 

[Matt]

I am sick as fuck again after just having mono last month. I seemingly had recovered though I had a lingering cough and now that cough has mutated into an awful head cold and I feel like shit again. I seriously need to sacrifice a goat or something to end this. Any suggestions?

 

[Draehl]

I am sick as fuck again after just having mono last month. I seemingly had recovered though I had a lingering cough and now that cough has mutated into an awful head cold and I feel like shit again. I seriously need to sacrifice a goat or something to end this. Any suggestions?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_toddy

Always works well for me on the cough front.

 

[Draehl]

Internet is so fucking slow. I normally like rainy/snow days, but everyone in the neighborhood loads up on the internet and bogs it the fuck down. Even though DSL isn't supposed to be limited like that it sure fucking is.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

My parents never gave a shit what I did or listened to as long as I got good grades. Even got them into a few bands.

Also my father set the tree in our front yard on fire with a few molotiv cocktails so he's basically an honorary metalhead, even though he's a Doors/Zep kind of guy.

 

[The Butt]

Have to piss for the fifth time in the past four hours. Hope I don't have diabetes or some shit.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Nah, just chronic beer-drinking syndrome.

edit: Does your piss taste like cupcakes?

 

[The Butt]

The constant beer drinking is probably it tbh. I've probably banked up a week's worth of "beer piss" inside my bladder, so that even after three nights of not drinking I get the beer pisses.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

You've gone three nights without drinking? Lame.

 

[The Butt]

I usually drink a wee bit every second night or so but haven't been able to the past few nights. Lame indeed.

 

[PrincessHades]

There are mice my room! They are making mouse noises, squeaks, and I here rustling. Or maybe there are rats in my room. I can't stand their tails. That is what I get for having such a messy room...

 

[HamburgerBoy]

What kind of a mess? Trash? Stuffed animals? Your feces?

 

[PrincessHades]

What kind of a mess? Trash? Stuffed animals? Your feces?

Food
Trash
Piss (Don't ask)
Clothes
Feces (I accidentally shit myeself slightly. I had to shit, but I procrastinate. I threw the pants behind my bed)
A dead turtle
Various different drinks, soda cans (all a month old)
Mushrooms (It is so messy, there are mushrooms growing in a few glasses in my room)

It is a disgusting place, honestly.

 

[Onder]

Food
Trash
Piss (Don't ask)
Clothes
Feces (I accidentally shit myeself slightly. I had to shit, but I procrastinate. I threw the pants behind my bed)
A dead turtle
Various different drinks, soda cans (all a month old)
Mushrooms (It is so messy, there are mushrooms growing in a few glasses in my room)

It is a disgusting place, honestly.

Goddamit you reminded me I still have some shitted underpants in the room as I threw them away. I think they're in the guitar amp.

EDIT: Also, do you have pictures of your room?

 

[PrincessHades]

Goddamit you reminded me I still have some shitted underpants in the room as I threw them away. I think they're in the guitar amp.

EDIT: Also, do you have pictures of your room?

You want to see that?

 

[JontRevolting]

Can we see a pic of your mum as well please.

 

[Onder]

You want to see that?

Yes.

 

[PrincessHades]

Can we see a pic of your mum as well please.

No. (The period serves a function)