The Whining and Bitching Thread

[PrincessHades]

Well I'm just waiting for him to get an exotic lung disease.

It's been like this for years...
I did have to breath the spores to get the picture.

 

[CiG]

His lungs are protected by a thick layer of glue. Don't worry.

 

[PrincessHades]

His lungs are protected by a thick layer of glue. Don't worry.

Chemical preservation!

 

[Onder]

I have been cleaning it some. My parents don't like it, but mess just piles up and piles up, and never gets taken care of.

Or maybe you're a fucking shitstain because somehow other people manage not to live and smell like complete shit.

 

[CiG]

If the Toxic Avenger was a poncy little martyr he'd be you buddy.

I say that with love of course.

 

[PrincessHades]

Or maybe you're a fucking shitstain because somehow other people manage not to live and smell like complete shit.

I take showers and use deodorant and body spray so I don't smell or look like shit. My room dosen't smell like much.

 

[PrincessHades]

I am aware I live in a fucking toilet. I am just too lazy to do anything about it. It is a wonder I am not fat. And, for your information, I am not malnourished. I eat a shit ton of food everyday.

 

[PrincessHades]

I am honored to have the first post on a page with such a grand number.

 

[End of Glory]

you deserve it after all tough shit you've gone through.

 

[Onder]

I take showers and use deodorant and body spray so I don't smell or look like shit. My room dosen't smell like much.

I know what banana skins smell like when they turn brown. The picture of your bed screams indications of bad smell, you're probably just used to it tbh.

The drunks that smell of piss don't even realize it anymore tbh but others can smell it from 20 meters away. Same with dog owners. Their appartments smell like dogs they don't fucking know.

I guarantee you, your room smells like shit. You have faeces, corpses, and plant debris in there.

 

[Omni]

My nephew took out my back by jumping on me, so no work today.

 

[PrincessHades]

I know what banana skins smell like when they turn brown. The picture of your bed screams indications of bad smell, you're probably just used to it tbh.

The drunks that smell of piss don't even realize it anymore tbh but others can smell it from 20 meters away. Same with dog owners. Their appartments smell like dogs they don't fucking know.

I guarantee you, your room smells like shit. You have faeces, corpses, and plant debris in there.

I hate the old banana smell. It isn't strong, but I'm sure there is a smell. I can't smell it. My mom went up to clean, she didn't really notice much. It used to smell like death from the turtle...
Death is a bad smell. I once had a mouse die in my bookbag. At school, I noticed this terrible smell. I left it alone for a week, but then I found hair and rotten flesh on my calculator, and it smelled bad. I then poked around in there, and found a mouse at school. Horrible experience.

 

[Onder]

I hate the old banana smell. It isn't strong, but I'm sure there is a smell. I can't smell it. My mom went up to clean, she didn't really notice much. It used to smell like death from the turtle...
Death is a bad smell. I once had a mouse die in my bookbag. At school, I noticed this terrible smell. I left it alone for a week, but then I found hair and rotten flesh on my calculator, and it smelled bad. I then poked around in there, and found a mouse at school. Horrible experience.

You're managing a diverse ecosystem. Death is inevitably a part of that.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Iron Wizard is going to be one of those weird smelly shut ins that lets his variety of animals shit wherever they like.

 

[PrincessHades]

You're managing a diverse ecosystem. Death is inevitably a part of that.

At least I'm managing something. Maybe I can scare the mice away by cranking my amp up??

 

[viewerfromnihil]

My mom used to do the same shit. I never understood it. She had science experiments growing in her room all the time. I gave up on hoping she would get grossed out by it and made weekly rounds through her room to pick the shit up.

My grandparents on the other side of the family were super-hoarders. Like, the hoarding of the people on hoarders didn't have shit on their hoarding. Their hoarding was so bad, they were forced to move from one building on the property (my ancestors were slave-owning tobacco planters on a big plantation, so there were a few buildings on the property) to a different one and then trashed it up the same way.

 

[PrincessHades]

I want to whine and bitch amount my glue sniffing issues. I just got myself higher than I have ever been. It isn't really a "happy" euphoric feeling either. It is more of an emotionless, thoughtless feeling. I decided to go downstairs, and I found myself standing in front of my brother, laughing, and asking "where is my tail". Then I went to my mom and said I was looking for my tail. I then finally came to my senses and said "oh, I mean a belt. I want to stick it down the back of my pants like a tail and pretend I'm Chewbacca. (He has a tail in Spaceballs.) I am now pissed at myself for sniffing glue. Any advice as to how to stop? I am not interested in fucking up my guitar playing.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Either stop doing drugs or get real drugs? The latter will also hurt your guitar playing. Props on the Mel Brooks reference.

 

[Omni]

How to not sniff glue:

Step 1: Don't sniff glue.

 

[CiG]

Iron Wizard is going to be one of those weird smelly shut ins that lets his variety of animals shit wherever they like.

 

[PrincessHades]

Iron Wizard is going to be one of those weird smelly shut ins that lets his variety of animals shit wherever they like.

Either stop doing drugs or get real drugs? The latter will also hurt your guitar playing. Props on the Mel Brooks reference.

Spaceballs is my second favorite movie of all time, behind Until the Light Takes Us. I almost died of laughter when that long spaceship was coming through! I hope they make another one! Most real drugs don't kill brain cells...