The Whining and Bitching Thread

[PrincessHades]

How to not sniff glue:

Step 1: Don't sniff glue.

It is addictive. I don't think I'm dependent, but I like to get high...
I don't like poisoning my brain, though.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Dude, just smoke pot. You'll either do it for a while until you feel like a worthless loser and pursue intellectual interests instead or you'll be an unthinking pothead. Or you'll be one of those weirdos who smoke pot regularly and do well for themselves regardless. I don't get that.

What you really need is an emotional breakdown. Those are the true make or break moments.

 

[PrincessHades]

Dude, just smoke pot. You'll either do it for a while until you feel like a worthless loser and pursue intellectual interests instead or you'll be an unthinking pothead. Or you'll be one of those weirdos who smoke pot regularly and do well for themselves regardless. I don't get that.

What you really need is an emotional breakdown. Those are the true make or break moments.

Most marijuana users are intellectual and friendly. Usually very good natured people. People who sniff glue too much usually end up braindead, and have no regard for anyone or anything, even themselves. I'd take marijuana over glue any day. I want to smoke it, but I can't get my hands on it.

 

[CiG]

I much prefer the highs I get from being within the natural world totally alone in the darkness, surrounded by the sounds of beasts and isolation.

Unless you roll blunts like this. Then I'm in.

 

[Nephilim96]

I want to whine and bitch amount my glue sniffing issues. I just got myself higher than I have ever been. It isn't really a "happy" euphoric feeling either. It is more of an emotionless, thoughtless feeling. I decided to go downstairs, and I found myself standing in front of my brother, laughing, and asking "where is my tail". Then I went to my mom and said I was looking for my tail. I then finally came to my senses and said "oh, I mean a belt. I want to stick it down the back of my pants like a tail and pretend I'm Chewbacca. (He has a tail in Spaceballs.) I am now pissed at myself for sniffing glue. Any advice as to how to stop? I am not interested in fucking up my guitar playing.

Chewbacca? Don't you mean "Barf"?

 

[Nephilim96]

Dude, just smoke pot. You'll either do it for a while until you feel like a worthless loser and pursue intellectual interests instead or you'll be an unthinking pothead. Or you'll be one of those weirdos who smoke pot regularly and do well for themselves regardless. I don't get that..

My uncle smokes pot, yet he's a surgeon at Ronald Reagan UCLA.

It can be done.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Definitely. Some do it and it perplexes me. Granted, I smoke pot every once in a while, but I couldn't do it on a daily basis and still do intellectually demanding work.

I should say, though, ust because surgeon jokes don't come about often enough, Ben Carson is a world-renowned brain surgeon

 

[Nephilim96]

Most marijuana users are intellectual and friendly. Usually very good natured people. People who sniff glue too much usually end up braindead, and have no regard for anyone or anything, even themselves. I'd take marijuana over glue any day. I want to smoke it, but I can't get my hands on it.

If you ask around, you can easily find weed. it's so easy to find, you'd be surprised (yes, even in virignia).

if you can't find that shit, and you want to get high, don't fuck with glue. I don't reccomend it at all, but you're probably even better off getting high off diphenhydramine (benadryl) or cough medicine (make sure DXM is the only active ingredient), or better yet, find booze.

 

[Nephilim96]

Definitely. Some do it and it perplexes me. Granted, I smoke pot every once in a while, but I couldn't do it on a daily basis and still do intellectually demanding work.

I should say, though, ust because surgeon jokes don't come about often enough, Ben Carson is a world-renowned brain surgeon

I don't think he smokes everyday, to be fair. Probably a few times a week at most.

 

[CiG]

Definitely. Some do it and it perplexes me. Granted, I smoke pot every once in a while, but I couldn't do it on a daily basis and still do intellectually demanding work.

I should say, though, ust because surgeon jokes don't come about often enough, Ben Carson is a world-renowned brain surgeon

I don't get the joke.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I don't get the joke.

I'm saying that just because Nephilim's uncle is a surgeon, the fact that he is a surgeon doesn't mean he is a smart guy, and evidencing it with Carson, who was one of the world's most famous and accomplished surgeons who later said that the pyramids were built by moses for storing grain. Gotta feed dem slaves somehow.

I'm sure Nephilim's uncle is a very smart guy, just making a joke

 

[PrincessHades]

If you ask around, you can easily find weed. it's so easy to find, you'd be surprised (yes, even in virignia).

if you can't find that shit, and you want to get high, don't fuck with glue. I don't reccomend it at all, but you're probably even better off getting high off diphenhydramine (benadryl) or cough medicine (make sure DXM is the only active ingredient), or better yet, find booze.

I go to a private school. I have a friend who uses tobacco snuff, and he claims he knows where to get heroin, though. I know someone who smokes weed, but people won't take me seriously because I am so young looking.

 

[CiG]

I'm saying that just because Nephilim's uncle is a surgeon, the fact that he is a surgeon doesn't mean he is a smart guy, and evidencing it with Carson, who was one of the world's most famous and accomplished surgeons who later said that the pyramids were built by moses for storing grain. Gotta feed dem slaves somehow.

I'm sure Nephilim's uncle is a very smart guy, just making a joke

He actually said that!? Jesus Christ.

 

[Nephilim96]

I'm saying t
hat just because Nephilim's uncle is a surgeon, the fact that he is a surgeon doesn't mean he is a smart guy, and evidencing it with Carson, who was one of the world's most famous and accomplished surgeons who later said that the pyramids were built by moses for storing grain. Gotta feed dem slaves somehow.

I'm sure Nephilim's uncle is a very smart guy, just making a joke

He's kind of a cunt though (haven't seen him since he divorced my aunt a few years ago, but shes a cunt too so i dont really blame him).

I go to a private school. I have a friend who uses tobacco snuff, and he claims he knows where to get heroin, though. I know someone who smokes weed, but people won't take me seriously because I am so young looking.

your friend is bullshitting you. if you know someone who smokes weed, just ask them.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

He actually said that!? Jesus Christ.

Carson is fucked.

 

[Nephilim96]

It seems like his campaign pretty much died off after he said there wouldn't have been a holocaust if jews had guns.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Nah, it died off because Iowan republicans are slut idiots and they give everyone a lay in their bed.

 

[CiG]

Hilarious!

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...on-no-the-pyramids-were-not-for-storing-grain

It seems like his campaign pretty much died off after he said there wouldn't have been a holocaust if jews had guns.

That's wishful thinking on your part, any Republican could say that and it wouldn't really hurt them among Republicans.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Joseph, excuse me, but that just makes it even crazier

 

[viewerfromnihil]

The streets in my neighborhood still haven't seen a plow. I'm growing paranoid that I won't be able use my car again until March.