The Whining and Bitching Thread

Years ago when I worked at a machine shop I got the ol' finger up my ass when I strained myself lifting something.... Causing a small tear on my testicle, only to have it get fucking infected two weeks later. Felt like someone kicked me in the sack and never removed their foot for nearly a month... Doctor was like... We gotta check your prostate you faggot. Get a female doctor if you're having a problem that might require a finger in your ass. My doctor is a big tall motherfucker and he crammed his phallufinger deep into my stank hole covered in red grease. My starfish was fucked up for a week afterward. Having a sore butthole and sack at the same time is pretty much why I became an alcohol. Couldn't beat off, couldn't shit... Where's the fucking pleasure in life?

Why did you allow someone to put their finger up your ass at work? Beat the fuck out of them, it's sexual assault to do that. Fingers up the ass don't hurt, but I guess if your lifting something...
 
My school has a thing called an "alternative exam". Each teacher is required to give at least one for the year. They all are doing them now, in the second trimester, so essentially, I have 4 alternative exams due within a one week frame. Very bad planning. A few are due a little later, namely the band one, which is the Spring concert, not until Spring, or course. An alternative exam is a big project. They assign them around month before the due date, so there is a lot of shit intertwined and interwoven. Right now, I have to have two done by tomorrow...