The Whining and Bitching Thread

[The Ozzman]

I want one of those ones with the ass-sprayer.

Just get a shower head on the long hose so you can easily move it. That's what I use

 

[PrincessHades]

This site that guesses your age by a picture of your face says I'm "16, female".

 

[PrincessHades]

Years ago when I worked at a machine shop I got the ol' finger up my ass when I strained myself lifting something.... Causing a small tear on my testicle, only to have it get fucking infected two weeks later. Felt like someone kicked me in the sack and never removed their foot for nearly a month... Doctor was like... We gotta check your prostate you faggot. Get a female doctor if you're having a problem that might require a finger in your ass. My doctor is a big tall motherfucker and he crammed his phallufinger deep into my stank hole covered in red grease. My starfish was fucked up for a week afterward. Having a sore butthole and sack at the same time is pretty much why I became an alcohol. Couldn't beat off, couldn't shit... Where's the fucking pleasure in life?

Why did you allow someone to put their finger up your ass at work? Beat the fuck out of them, it's sexual assault to do that. Fingers up the ass don't hurt, but I guess if your lifting something...

 

[End of Glory]

This site that guesses your age by a picture of your face says I'm "16, female".

Could have been worse, like "16, autistic twat"

 

[PrincessHades]

Still would have gotten the age wrong. I am 15.

 

[End of Glory]

You don't say?

 

[CiG]

This site that guesses your age by a picture of your face says I'm "16, female".

Be careful, Arg might try to fuck you.

 

[The Butt]

Only if he could get it up first.

 

[JontRevolting]

I just paid $727.46 to register my ute(car) for 1 year, how's a person supposed to live in this cunt of a place.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I just paid $727.46 to register my ute(car) for 1 year, how's a person supposed to live in this cunt of a place.

I've got 3 cars. Registration prices are not ideal.

 

[JontRevolting]

They certainly aren't.

 

[Baroque]

I just paid $727.46 to register my ute(car) for 1 year, how's a person supposed to live in this cunt of a place.

Shit, where's that? I pay around $120 and complain about it

 

[JontRevolting]

In Australia mate, Tasmania to be precise, I've got this big Ftruck and I think they charge extra for trucks(Utes) here.

 

[Satanstoenail]

In Australia mate, Tasmania to be precise, I've got this big Ftruck and I think they charge extra for trucks(Utes) here.

I've got a work van, a wagon and a small sedan and they're all around that price here..

 

[viewerfromnihil]

That's nuts. I feel better now that I have never complained about paying $127 every two years in Maryland. I hope your roads are better than Baltimore's!

 

[Omni]

$45/year

I guess that's one good thing about Florida.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

$45/year

I guess that's one good thing about Florida.

The oldies there barely drive anyways

 

[PrincessHades]

My school has a thing called an "alternative exam". Each teacher is required to give at least one for the year. They all are doing them now, in the second trimester, so essentially, I have 4 alternative exams due within a one week frame. Very bad planning. A few are due a little later, namely the band one, which is the Spring concert, not until Spring, or course. An alternative exam is a big project. They assign them around month before the due date, so there is a lot of shit intertwined and interwoven. Right now, I have to have two done by tomorrow...

 

[unknown]

The oldies there barely drive anyways

I guess there's no fee for owning a Rascal

 

[The Ozzman]

Losing sleep over this house shit...