The Ozzman
Melted by feels
I want one of those ones with the ass-sprayer.
Just get a shower head on the long hose so you can easily move it. That's what I use
I want one of those ones with the ass-sprayer.
Years ago when I worked at a machine shop I got the ol' finger up my ass when I strained myself lifting something.... Causing a small tear on my testicle, only to have it get fucking infected two weeks later. Felt like someone kicked me in the sack and never removed their foot for nearly a month... Doctor was like... We gotta check your prostate you faggot. Get a female doctor if you're having a problem that might require a finger in your ass. My doctor is a big tall motherfucker and he crammed his phallufinger deep into my stank hole covered in red grease. My starfish was fucked up for a week afterward. Having a sore butthole and sack at the same time is pretty much why I became an alcohol. Couldn't beat off, couldn't shit... Where's the fucking pleasure in life?
Could have been worse, like "16, autistic twat"This site that guesses your age by a picture of your face says I'm "16, female".
This site that guesses your age by a picture of your face says I'm "16, female".
I've got 3 cars. Registration prices are not ideal.I just paid $727.46 to register my ute(car) for 1 year, how's a person supposed to live in this cunt of a place.
I just paid $727.46 to register my ute(car) for 1 year, how's a person supposed to live in this cunt of a place.
I've got a work van, a wagon and a small sedan and they're all around that price here..In Australia mate, Tasmania to be precise, I've got this big Ftruck and I think they charge extra for trucks(Utes) here.
$45/year
I guess that's one good thing about Florida.
The oldies there barely drive anyways![]()