The Whining and Bitching Thread

I like how he could easily tell his parents and get help but he is on the internet talking about how he drank poison and asking for advice.
 
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I think I would almost rather succumb to poisoning than tell my parents that I drank toxic toothache medication, so I see where he's coming from on that.

His parents more than likely already think he's retarded, so yeah, I'd probably take this one to the grave.
 
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Just got an email from Season of Mist saying that the Abbath snow globe is gonna be delayed for a month or so due to some issue with customs clearance...do they think it's got fucking real snow or some shit in it, fucking idiots.
Or well atleast the tax payers dollars are being spent wisely, who knows what threat the Abbath snow globe might pose to national security.
 
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I did something really, really, really fucking stupid last night. I found a small bottle in the medicine cabinet marked "Toothache Medication". I looked at the label, and it had a pretty urgent looking warning saying "DO NOT SWALLOW", and "If swallowed, contact your local poison control center". I read the ingredients- it was 85% eugenol and 15% sesame oil. I looked up eugenol, and I read on multiple sources that it is psychoactive. I decided to try it. I had one drop, but it was time for dinner. Later, around 2 am, I had a fairly good amount of it. It was pungent, and burned my mouth to the point of being numb. I got a few mild effects from it, and got tired and went to sleep. Now, I am extremely worried. It is hepatoxic (poisonous to the liver), and I am constantly checking my eyes for jaundice. I do some really stupid stuff.

I think I'm fine. My "hand jaundice" was actually something from what I was eating.

I'm still not sure why you have 'Sociopath' instead of 'Autistic Twat'. Would fit so much better.
 
Its always worth noting being under the influence of a substance isn't always the best thing in the world, no matter how alluring the thought of 'getting high' can be.

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One night drunk I attempted to cut a skin tag off my neck with one of these and slashed a two inch cut into my neck. Woke up with the collar of my shirt and a pillow soaked in blood and my wife trying to take me to the emergency room thinking I tried to kill myself. That happened WHEN I had my wife babysitting me. Don't make your parents find you dead with a can of aerosol in your hand or hanging from your closet naked or some shit.
 
I'm really fucking over these 60 hour work weeks. Granted it's better than last year when I had 80 hour work weeks (every week. For two years), but fuck, I wish I could bring myself to quit the night job.

Thing is I like the security. I'll never get fired, and I basically get paid to jam out with a mop for four hours a night. If I went home at 6 I'd just be dicking around the house doing nothing relevant, at least I'm making money.

Still sucks when you've had a long day of math and bullshit to drive to another fucking job in a hot ass factory when you really don't even need the money.

Meh.