The Whining and Bitching Thread

My school has a thing called an "alternative exam". Each teacher is required to give at least one for the year. They all are doing them now, in the second trimester, so essentially, I have 4 alternative exams due within a one week frame. Very bad planning. A few are due a little later, namely the band one, which is the Spring concert, not until Spring, or course. An alternative exam is a big project. They assign them around month before the due date, so there is a lot of shit intertwined and interwoven. Right now, I have to have two done by tomorrow...
 
My school has a thing called an "alternative exam". Each teacher is required to give at least one for the year. They all are doing them now, in the second trimester, so essentially, I have 4 alternative exams due within a one week frame. Very bad planning. A few are due a little later, namely the band one, which is the Spring concert, not until Spring, or course. An alternative exam is a big project. They assign them around month before the due date, so there is a lot of shit intertwined and interwoven. Right now, I have to have two done by tomorrow...

What exactly goes into taking one of these exams?
 
That's nuts. I feel better now that I have never complained about paying $127 every two years in Maryland. I hope your roads are better than Baltimore's!

I think roads suck just about everywhere, which is a source of major irritation to me. People wanna be all "muh roads" about government, and then don't seem to notice/care that the roads are shitty.
 
In one of the rare instances that I drink soda, I just have to go an accidentally buy a diet soda from the machine. Absolutely disgusting. I could never get past the taste.

I should have stuck with coffee.
 
Why does time get faster and faster as it progresses? I feel like weekends are one day, and I go to sleep, and wake up feeling as if I had blacked out for seconds, and I generally hate everything when I wake up, especially on school days.
 
Yep, the older you get the more work and stress there is and the more time you have to spend recharging, basically wasted time.
 
I did something really, really, really fucking stupid last night. I found a small bottle in the medicine cabinet marked "Toothache Medication". I looked at the label, and it had a pretty urgent looking warning saying "DO NOT SWALLOW", and "If swallowed, contact your local poison control center". I read the ingredients- it was 85% eugenol and 15% sesame oil. I looked up eugenol, and I read on multiple sources that it is psychoactive. I decided to try it. I had one drop, but it was time for dinner. Later, around 2 am, I had a fairly good amount of it. It was pungent, and burned my mouth to the point of being numb. I got a few mild effects from it, and got tired and went to sleep. Now, I am extremely worried. It is hepatoxic (poisonous to the liver), and I am constantly checking my eyes for jaundice. I do some really stupid stuff.