The "Would You?" Thread.

Sure, a Barbie shoe.

Would you pierce your nipples both vertically and horizontally if your girl/boy begged you to do it?
 
No, too high maintenance with the hair straightening.

Would you lube wrestle with an extremely hot member of the opposite sex at a gay club?
 
That's the answer I was looking for...

and yes, I love calamari!!!

Would you get a cliche heart "mom" tattoo on your upper arm if you fucked up really badly and needed to suck up??