this is how i wanted to start off my financial aid presentation this morning

[Baliset]

"i'd like to start out today with a joke...so two midgets walked into the bar and drank me under the table"

 

[Baliset]

it seemed funny when i was up at 6am

 

[azal]

if you are going to make a joke, try and relate it to the topic of your speech.

Something about jews being cheap or blacks being on welfare.

 

[Baliset]

i was going to relate it to the fact that i was extremely hungover and relying on the small jolt the coffee gave me before i went up on stage.