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[Blue_Jay]

You pray to god every night when you are in bed
You want your god to come and take your pain away
Your Christian god will always say that he is your friend
But I know for fact that all he wants is to give you head

Join your faggot god
Christian faggot race
With open mouth he kneels
Ready to give head

God gives head in heaven
God gives head in heaven

He will swallow it all
Your filthy Christian seed
It ain't no big surprise
This is how your god is like

God gives head in heaven
God gives head in heaven

Forced to fuck your god
He wants it up his ass
Heaven is for faggots
Christian paradise

Now your god wants blood
He takes you from behind
Christian assholes bleed
Holy paradise

This is the worst metal song ever created

Whoever created it deserves to be banned from making music, FOREVER.

Your music tastes is complete and utter crap.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

lol at christians on a metal forum. It's like a piece of meat getting thrown to the piranhas.

 

[rfe]

This is the worst metal song ever created

Whoever created it deserves to be banned from making music, FOREVER.

Your music tastes is complete and utter crap.

You really give us Christians a bad name.

I don't understand why some people in my religion are such uptight knob polishers, dude.

 

[Blue_Jay]

You really give us Christians a bad name.

I don't understand why some people in my religion are such uptight knob polishers, dude.

Jesus Christ Tapdancing On An Inverted Cross While Smoking It Up With Rabid Headbanger And Getting Piss Ass Drunk With King Richard, this is fun.

You are much worse, sir.

 

[rfe]

How? I have a sense of humor?

 

[Blue_Jay]

How? I have a sense of humor?

Sense of blasphemy, yea.

 

[Mort Divine]

Christianity is a lie.

 

[rfe]

Sense of blasphemy, yea.

Right, because I don't go OMG JIHAD DERKA DERKA when someone says, "God Dammit", you know, like a normal human being.

I'm guessing you must be Catholic, yes?

 

[Blue_Jay]

Right, because I don't go OMG JIHAD DERKA DERKA when someone says, "God Dammit", you know, like a normal human being.

I'm guessing you must be Catholic, yes?

Nope I'm a 100% new christian, this is the second time I've been called a catholic today for some reason. Why does everybody think I'm catholic, why why why arghhh.

Christianity is a lie.

Actually a part of christianity is saying the truth, you have a lot to learn.

 

[Mort Divine]

I have nothing to learn. Christianity is a lie.

 

[Blue_Jay]

I have nothing to learn. Christianity is a lie.

Well you are dumb and lost then.

 

[rfe]

Catholic's tend to be more strict and upheld about their religion than others, that's always the vibe I got from them. I get that vibe from you, and I just feel it's unhealthy to get so defensive about Christianity when people just like to dick around.

Dude, chill out, Christianity's not going to die because people choose not to believe in God (or a Christian God). I may be a Christian but i'll fucking listen to metal with satanic lyrics so long as the music kicks ass (like Deicide's newest), or lyrics that express anti-religious thoughts if the music fucking slays (Celtic Frost's Ain Elohim). If somebody says God Damn, or Jesus Christ, or God Damn with Jesus Christ sprinkled on top, it shouldn't bother you.

Relax, dude. People choose not to be Christian, get over it. It's not a big deal that someone think Christianity sucks balls, it hear it all the time, i'm not bothered by it and quite frankly, it's hard to condemn them for it. The best thing you can do is for yourself to recognize the redeeming qualities of your religion and just live your life, worshipping what God you want. Go on with your life and don't dwell on it.

I'm not gonna derail this thread any longer, so take this post as you will.

 

[Mort Divine]

Well you are dumb and lost then.

Hardly, also you're so easy to troll.

 

[Captain]

The religious fanatics are the worst type of human beings to ever walk the earth.

 

[MasterOLightning]

Catholics wouldn't get this pissy. Blue_Jay must be one of the born-again types, the worst of the lot. This is goddamn hilarious.

 

[King Richard]

Jesus Christ Tapdancing On An Inverted Cross While Smoking It Up With Rabid Headbanger And Getting Piss Ass Drunk With King Richard, this is fun.

horray for cameos!

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Jesus Christ Tapdancing On An Inverted Cross While Smoking It Up With Rabid Headbanger And Getting Piss Ass Drunk With King Richard, this is fun.

You are a good man, sir.

As for Blue_Jay:

Your book of God - a book of lies
Your hero's death - brought us a 1,000 cries!
Nailed to the cross
Nailed to the cross
Nailed to the cross
Nailed to the fuckin' cross!

-Destruction

Guess what i'm listening to RIGHT NOW blue_jay? It begins with a d and ends with an l.

 

[tagradh]

I like 'Remission'.

 

[Cythraul]

Sense of blasphemy, yea.

You must be the fucking dumbest shithead on this whole forum.

 

[The Ozzman]

I find most Catholics to be pseudo-Christians, myself.