top 5 songs with a length between 03:20 and 03:54

[Pull The Plug]

Bathory - Pace Til' Death (3:40)
Cephalic Carnage - Counting The Days (3:54)
Destroyer 666 - Black City - Black Fire (3:36)
Enslaved - Violet Dawning (3:49)
Gorguts - La Vie Est Prelude... (La Mort, Orgasme) (3:28)

 

[Cythraul]

TWWTG

 

[Majesty]

tl;dr

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Xiu Xiu are one of the best bands around imo (non-metal)

Their new CD sucks!

 

[Guthrum]

If you didn't know this was a joke thread when you read it, well...there's no help for you.

 

[Christie_fell]

It's "Gotta catch 'em all," Dodens, you dolt -_-

 

[skeptik]

Not when you're refering to one who's already succeeded in catching them all, you fool.

 

[Intoxicator]

1. Toxic Holocaust - War Is Hell (3:23)
2. Kreator - Total Death (3:28)
3. Destroyer 666 - Black City - Black Fire (3:36)
4. Bathory - Pace Til' Death (3:40)
5. Destruction - The Damned (Plasmatics Cover) (3:54)

Fun!

 

[Erik]

ok for the record since noone seems to fucken get it

this thread is not to be taken seriously it was to prove a point ie that shitty useless list threads only serve to clutter the forum so deron would go "oh alright youre right as always from now on im goin to merge all dat shit into the generic music you like thread"

i cant believe noone questions the sincerity of this

those 5 songs i listed were just the 5 first i found in my playlist nowhere close to my favourites within the range

EDIT: great list intoxicator though

 

[Intoxicator]

Thanks! Yeah, I knew it was a joke all along, but it was fun finding songs to fit that time frame. Not your typical thread. Gave me something to do atleast.

 

[MasterOLightning]

Yeah, your joke thread is still better than 90% of the threads here.

 

[alex76]

Hammerfall - Raise the hammer
Morbid Angel - Eyes to see, ears to hear
Cannibal Corpse - Stabbed in the throat
Possessed - Evil warriors
Entombed - Rotten soil

 

[byrne]

The quality of threads would improve if people acted less like arseholes as well. Plus there is nothing stopping ANYONE who is whinging about these dull threads posting more interesting ones. I'm not singling anyone out though, I'm guilty of it too.

Plus I think GoD should be "unbanned" and re-instated with powers (including magical ones). Things seemed to be more pleasant with him at the helm.

 

[Intoxicator]

Ha, he sure does make things interesting sometimes.

 

[Life Sucks]

Arghoslent - Flogging the Cargo

 

[Christie_fell]

GoD was banned? Jesus I've been gone long


And this thread was actually quite fun. Cheers