Spanish_Lass
Dahar Mistress
This nasty ass looking hag I met walking back from my pizza date said something like "get it cut or braid it you fucking idiot!" supposedly about my beard. I was listening to music and wasn't very interested in hearing what she said
I found it a slight bit amusing though that she was interested enoug in my appearance to speak up about it, when she herself wasn't really a beauty queen when going by traditional standards.
For starters it helps to have all your teeth I say before you offer upp advice on grooming for others
Esprit de l'escalier moment- you could have gone up to her and said "mother, I'm your long lost son!" And see if she lost the rest of her teeth through shock.
Now seriously, yeah, that sucks. Sort of how the metallers I know often get accused of being dirty by people who replace shampoo with strong hold hair gel.