voice thread reloaded

Ideally, those are the "rules" of the thread. However, as people have said before, anything will do to keep the thread going, so English would be fine as well.
 
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The lack of Photoshopping skills only makes the message stronger.
 
Rusty said:
I am sure you will all be delighted to know that you can now experience Rusty's Bush.
Geez, it actually sounds somewhat believable coming from you.

EDIT: Oh yes. Since I can't think of anything else, next person can say:

"Well, her sister's gone to Rhodesia, what with her womb and all, and her youngest, her youngest as thin as a filing cabinet, and the goldfish, the goldfish, they've got whooping cough, they keep spitting water all over the Bratbys, well they do, don't they, I mean you can't, can you, I mean they're not even married or anything, they're not even divorced, and he's in the KGB if you ask me, he says he's a tree surgeon but I don't like the sound of his liver."
I found a slightly different version of the quote, and here's my version. Don't worry, I won't quit my day job. :p

Next person, read us a passage from a book.
 
Zoloft has rid me of my crippling depression, but both my vigor and the accompanying mojo have been vanquished. As for the lack of cowbell, there is no excuse, I apologize.
 
ok i'm bored, here goes mine
http://onlinerock.com/musicians/rustymetal//noticias.wav
blame rusty for hosting it :p and i had a trouble with a word at the end, damn indian names

ok I don't know if this is too long or too short but it's the first thing I came up with:

"If you are interested in stories with happy endings, you would be better off reading some other book. In this book, not only is there no happy ending, there is no happy beginning and very few happy things in the middle. This is because not very many happy things happened in the lives of the three Baudelaire youngsters."

you could also just read from the newspaper like i did, makes it easier not to go through the hassle of translating to your own language first
 
S4R's doesn't work for me either. And Lina's is too big for a 56K connection so i think i'll pass.

@Violet: you have a very cute voice. :)
 
I tried to record "schu" and some more gibberish, but it's almost only noisy and buzzy, and the little one can hear does only sound forced since I have to talk that loud. No contributions from my side, I'm afraid.
 
:lol: come on, i promise i'll find a vocal way to ridicule myself to you as well. :D