weird, fucked up, or amusing black metal quotes

[sevag00]

The Faust one is s

 

[The Emptier]

I lyke dix-Gaayhl

 

[Chimaera]

This is probably your best post ever.

 

[AnotherBlackWidow]

Anyone see that movie Legalise Murder?

 

[Blind Guardian]

Crowley is most famous for his device 'Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Law'.

That law is totally wrong. People shall do what WE want them to do.

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

That American Underground Black Metal tape is rife with hilarious shit. The Black Witchery and Absu ones have always been my favorites.



[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVT8nkj9lIc&feature=related[/ame]

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

That Absu video is fucking immortal. We've lambasted (and appreciated) it at two past MDFs.

 

[VelociBrad]

yeeeah Black Witchery!

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

That Absu video is fucking immortal. We've lambasted (and appreciated) it at two past MDFs.

Haha, and for good reason. Everything Proscriptor says in that video is quote-worthy.

As for Black Witchery, they inspired me to tell people that bands like Morbid Angel, Deicide, and Obituary are from "fuckin' Florida" right after I tell them I'm into Blasphemy and Beherit...and Sarcofago.

 

[Forgotten.nemesis]

I wish Emperor never broke up, but I started sucking my own dick and couldn't stop.
-Samoth

Someone just fuck me in the ass
-Varg Vikerness

I love you Varg baby, but you cheated on me you asshole.
Euronymous

pretty funny! I laughed a lot.
Check out interview with kvarforth in london.(youtube)

 

[damnromulans]

Varg

To me, the language of the elves sounded alien and incomprehensible - just like Finnish is incomprehensible - while Orcish and Black Speech obviously was based on the language of my forefathers.

 

[Cythraul]

The guys from Black Witchery seem like a bunch of retarded mongoloids, and their music sounds boring.

 

[w0es]

In one of the Kvarfoth interviews :

-Kvarforth : I like people to listen to my music and go use drugs and beat their wife
-Interviewver : Then do you beat you wife?
-Kvarforth (his wife is sitting next to him) : No,She is a good person

 

[Balmung]

Fucking Epic

 

[Einherjar86]

Varg

Now it all makes sense as to why so much Finnish metal is lambasted as "faggot fairy shit" (or something along those lines).

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

That and nobody at the time liked Beherit

 

[damnromulans]

Now it all makes sense as to why so much Finnish metal is lambasted as "faggot fairy shit" (or something along those lines).

Nightwish
Sonata Arctica

 

[Mountains_of_Mars]

The bros from Blasphemy have said some pretty entertaining things. Im just going to post a couple quotes from interviews

(Interviewer)
(How did you get to join this band?)
"I joined basically because I deny Jesus the Christ the deceiver"

(What do yo like besides music)
I like hockey, bitches, booze, and pot.

(What happened to Ace Gustapo?)
"Turned yuppie/hippy

"Black Metal Powerlifting"

 

[General Zaroff]

lol I remember a guy on another forum saying one of the members of Blasphemy power lifted. He actually contacted him and asked for his maxes, but he declined to give them out.

 

[Tonka Time]

right after I tell them I'm into Blasphemy and Beherit...and Sarcofago.