weird, fucked up, or amusing black metal quotes

The following are all Abbath:

On guitar solos:

"I know, uh... very few lead things, and when I play that, everybody thinks that I'm 'Wow! He's the ultimate lead player!'"

On pinch-harmonics:

"Zakk Wylde, how the hell does he do it? I mean, wwwuhhllaaaahhwahhh!"

On not remembering how to play the solos from the album (replete with emphatic full-body gesturing):

"Even live, you know, I'll just go 'Ahh fuck it!' you know? Go 'Raaarrgghhh! VENOM!!!'"

On the inspiration for the song Tyrants:

"And I was like 'Fuckin hell, Kashmir! Wow!'"



On demonstrating Battles In The North:

"I know how to read though!"


I fuckin love this shit.... I love this guy. He's the hilarious. He's the only black metal dude who can be grim while simultaneously being hilarious and personable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDnJ_AnVxZE&feature=related
 
All those Abbath guitar instructional videos are fantastic, he comes across as a great guy hahaha.

I wanna hear more about this black metal powerlifting thing, it sounds fascinating/hilarious.
 
i don't get black metal. like, how do all these insufferable insecurity-riddled delusional borderline retarded assmasters create anything resembling good music? well, i mean most of them don't, but you know what i'm chatting bitch