Weird things happening lately

[Onder]

I've discovered some übernatürlich things happening to me lately so I thought I will share it with you. I've always had problems with sleeping, but lately it's been really weird.

It had happened to me three times now. I drink beer every other day and I wake up in the night. But here's the deal, when I check the clock, there's a number of beers I had in the evening!

Friday, I had two beers and I woke up at 2 o'clock and I was so lively for a moment and then then I fell asleep again. Yesterday and the day before it happened that I had four beers and was awoke at 4 o clock. Disconcerting.

And it keeps me from having less than 4 beers because it's really fucking stupid to wake up in middle of the night.

What are some übernatürlich things that have happened to you?

 

[Pessimism]

I've been shitting blood lately.


Edit: wait, no I don't - nevermind.

 

[Onder]

Well, that's no fun, I warn you. Could be sign of something really bad, I know what I'm talking about, I've got fulminant ulcerative colitis and I nearly died shitting litres of blood.

 

[False Joe]

Fuck alarm clocks, just drink 7 and a half beers

 

[cookiecutter]

I assume ubernaturlich means supernatural?

 

[entanglement]

Fuck alarm clocks, just drink 7 and a half beers

I assume ubernaturlich means supernatural?

ubernotch'ish.. one step ahead of top notch.

 

[seedofvengeance]

I have this thing where occasionally wake up after taking a nap, and I'm aware of everything that's going on, but for some reason, I can't move. I don't know why it happens, but it's really freaky. Usually, it takes a lot of effort, but I eventually move my arm, or something, but then I'm really exhausted like I just worked out or something... it's really weird.

 

[Onder]

I assume ubernaturlich means supernatural?

Yes.

Fuck alarm clocks, just drink 7 and a half beers

Gonna do that tonight. A little experiment.

 

[False Joe]

I was scared.

I wiped my ass and found blood.

I assumed it was just because I cut it.

The fact that it started itching ala a scab a couple of days later proved my point.

 

[seedofvengeance]

How did you cut your ass?

And why would you tell us all that you're pissing blood?

 

[False Joe]

Relating it to SB "I've been shitting blood".

It was a couple of really violent shits later that I noticed it.

Bad day
Plus incredibly uncomfortable recovery.

 

[Onder]

How did you cut your ass?

That's the supernatural part.

 

[cookiecutter]

I have this thing where occasionally wake up after taking a nap, and I'm aware of everything that's going on, but for some reason, I can't move. I don't know why it happens, but it's really freaky. Usually, it takes a lot of effort, but I eventually move my arm, or something, but then I'm really exhausted like I just worked out or something... it's really weird.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

 

[seedofvengeance]

Huh, thanks... I just thought I was crazy. Hopefully I don't start seeing hallucinations.

 

[~Derek~]

I was almost laughing at my roommate's TV last night when I was trying to go to sleep because on Family Guy they discussed how religion is bullshit and Peter started the Church of the Fonz. It's odd because I'm usually annoyed at my roommate's TV, and I generally didn't like Family Guy.

 

[Mort Divine]

Yeah, a friend of mine had SP issues and would see crazy shit like the world ending around him.

 

[mutantllama]

@ Bluewizard that episode is fucking funny.

 

[Onder]

I was almost laughing at my roommate's TV last night when I was trying to go to sleep because on Family Guy they discussed how religion is bullshit and Peter started the Church of the Fonz. It's odd because I'm usually annoyed at my roommate's TV, and I generally didn't like Family Guy.

I generally dislike about every character on that show. The only funny character is that Brian dog.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

And Stewie.

 

[seedofvengeance]

Stewie has come to get on my nerves. My favorite characters are the news team, but mostly the comedy on that show doesn't come from the characters, but from the situations and random occurrences.

"What's the President doing in this casket? We'll tell you right after the break!"