Least convincing imitation ever. I'd have done this:
"Hello each one! My name is the Karl and is from Poland. I too much enjoy opeth and want to you knowing all. My beloved album is daydreams of ghosts, thinks that it is the bad album still. Rock above!"
lmao. first i thought you guys were being horrible but if it is waz, well... (even as a recent addition, ive experienced his posts. they were just really confusing...) but if it's not and it really is Helmut from Germany then i started laughing as soon as he called you whiny bitches