WHAT ANNOYS YOU

[Ocelot2010]

From a capitalist perspective, religion gets in the way of the economy because of the anti-materialistic stance that many religious people take.

From a normal person perspective, I don't care, it's not my business to tell people what they can and can't believe.

 

[siobhan!]

I'm not religious in anyway, brought up into a catholic family and they can believe what they want and whatever.
But my school don't appreciate my views, this led to me being banned from RE and made to sit in a classroom on my own...
This allowed for me to listen to music and go for many many fag breaks, I love not loving Jesus.

 

[D.Ingram]

I dissed religion in my RE GCSE and I still got an A* lol.

I was stoned as a fucking badger when I did my RE GCSEs and I got a U because I just wrote 'God is a cunt' on every question

Tr00 story haha

 

[Ocelot2010]

A kid at my school gave his class a lecture on how our school's police officer was corrupt because he arrested him for posession of marijuana.

 

[Caveman Ninja]

I got an 'A' for higher R.E. you losers!

 

[Lordmoron]

is got a B in short course at GCSE, i really dont know how i got that mark

 

[D.Ingram]

I got an 'A' for higher R.E. you losers!

A WITCH A WITCH!!:zombie:

 

[Heavy Metal Rich]

Well arn't I the smart one giving up RE after second year. And maths after 4th year.

 

[D.Ingram]

I went better - I spent most of my secondary school years doing drugs and drinking

... Wait thats not good... Still, it got me out of Maths

I actually got excused from RE lessons in school because I told them that unless they taughgt satanism in the class I wasn't going to attend. So I had two hours free most days because they were too busy licking Jesus' balls.

 

[Lordmoron]

I actually got excused from RE lessons in school because I told them that unless they taughgt satanism in the class I wasn't going to attend. So I had two hours free most days because they were too busy licking Jesus' balls.

why didnt i think of that

 

[GregadethBloodBrawl]

I got an 'A' for higher R.E. you losers!

well done, you fail harder than the Catholic Church

 

[Covet Chaos]

He fails for getting a qualification? Well the world really is the wrong way then.

 

[D.Ingram]

No, Greg's point was that he failed for qualifying in RE.

Which I can fully understand

 

[EvileOL]

I remember in RE, we did this stupid practical thing.

Everyone got a candle on their table, and you were supposed to stare at it or something, and then she'd talk you through something like, you're in a forest etc.

one of my mates said "haha, I just pictured a naked woman jump out from behind a tree". I completely forgot about this.

Then we did it a second time. We all got our candles, we all stared at the flame. She talked us through scenarios, and we were in a forest. I suddenly remembered what my mate mentioned, and i imagined a naked woman jump out of nowhere. I burst out laughing and disrupted the whole class.


I should have got an A

 

[Ocelot2010]

I remember in RE, we did this stupid practical thing.

Everyone got a candle on their table, and you were supposed to stare at it or something, and then she'd talk you through something like, you're in a forest etc.

one of my mates said "haha, I just pictured a naked woman jump out from behind a tree". I completely forgot about this.

Then we did it a second time. We all got our candles, we all stared at the flame. She talked us through scenarios, and we were in a forest. I suddenly remembered what my mate mentioned, and i imagined a naked woman jump out of nowhere. I burst out laughing and disrupted the whole class.


I should have got an A

That's happened to me so much in school.

 

[EvileOL]

what, a naked woman jumping out of nowhere?

your schools must rule!

 

[Lordmoron]

what, a naked woman jumping out of nowhere?

your schools must rule!

Wish i went to that school

 

[Ocelot2010]

what, a naked woman jumping out of nowhere?

your schools must rule!

It's happened once or twice at a homecoming dance or something

Some drunk chick will just pretended like she's going to the bathroom, and then she'd run out of the bathroom naked.

I forget the second time

 

[D.Ingram]

I remember in RE, we did this stupid practical thing.

Everyone got a candle on their table, and you were supposed to stare at it or something, and then she'd talk you through something like, you're in a forest etc.

one of my mates said "haha, I just pictured a naked woman jump out from behind a tree". I completely forgot about this.

Then we did it a second time. We all got our candles, we all stared at the flame. She talked us through scenarios, and we were in a forest. I suddenly remembered what my mate mentioned, and i imagined a naked woman jump out of nowhere. I burst out laughing and disrupted the whole class.


I should have got an A

Thats the best story I've ever heard

 

[GregadethBloodBrawl]

No, Greg's point was that he failed for qualifying in RE.

Which I can fully understand

see at least Dave understands me!

for a bet I wrote about being Jedi in my R.E. exam and that I hated Jesus because he was going to fall to the dark side, then I fell asleep for an hour due to the influence of narcotics and alcohol.


I got a D surprisingly! I also made a tenner from that exam