what are good 1st or 2nd date ideas (serious)?

[The Ozzman]

Ahem...

You are a plain jane, which is why I didn't add you.

I guess you're attractive ENOUGH, but not on the same level as Neurotica and sao, in my opinion.

 

[Mort Divine]

What standards do you guys have for chicks anyway?

Very few.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

What standards do you guys have for chicks anyway?

big perky tits
beautiful face
an ass I can pound all night
nice fit legs
an expectation that she can keep her mouth shut as much as possible. Women should be seen and not heard.

 

[The Ozzman]

big perky tits
beautiful face
an ass I can pound all night
nice fit legs
an expectation that she can keep her mouth shut as much as possible. Women should be seen and not heard.

I hope you're joking.

 

[cookiecutter]

He's trying

 

[The Ozzman]

He's trying

and not succeeding apparently..

 

[cookiecutter]

(no funny)

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

I always overdo it on the trolling attempts. Can one of the troll masters (scourge of god, waves and wires, etc...) show me how its done?

 

[The Ozzman]

Well, waves and wires comes in randomly and pulls cunt maneuvers every time. But, she's a frigid cuntbag anyway, so yeah. You're in here frequently, so it's kind of hard.

 

[King Richard]

Scourge of God isn't a good troll. He's just like all those new self-proclaimed intellectual elitists on the main forum who argue about the stupidest shit that no one cares about and is all opinion based anyways.

 

[Matt]

Scourge of God isn't a good troll. He's just like all those new self-proclaimed intellectual elitists on the main forum who argue about the stupidest shit that no one cares about and is all opinion based anyways.

Yeah. Thisisaformicatable is very similar also. I never bother reading or getting involved in those fruitless discussions.

 

[Ender Rises]

Well, waves and wires comes in randomly and pulls cunt maneuvers every time. But, she's a frigid cuntbag anyway, so yeah. You're in here frequently, so it's kind of hard.

It's a he, dude. I'm dead serious. That chick is a dude.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

Yeah. Thisisaformicatable is very similar also. I never bother reading or getting involved in those fruitless discussions.

thisisform... is generally a pretty good poster actually. At least he doesn't really troll

 

[Hatebreeder]

It's a he, dude. I'm dead serious. That chick is a dude.

Yeah, I was bout to say...wasn't he called Spectacular Views at some point?

People seem to have this confusion with Neurotica, too, who is actually a girl.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Yeah. Thisisaformicatable is very similar also. I never bother reading or getting involved in those fruitless discussions.

Nah. From what I've seen, formicatable actually knows what he's talking about most of the time, and I haven't seen him do any trolling. Scourge can be pretty loudmouthed and annoying.

 

[Unfaithfully Metalhead]

It's a he, dude. I'm dead serious. That chick is a dude.

Great.. now I have Aerosmith's song Dude Looks Like a Lady in my head after reading your post

 

[Unfaithfully Metalhead]

an expectation that she can keep her mouth shut as much as possible. Women should be seen and not heard.

I think some peeps on this board think this line should be about you

 

[Matt]

I think some peeps on this board think this line should be about you

Everybody wants that line to be "not seen and not heard".

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

considering we are on the internet, not seen and not heard is kind of redundant, no?

 

[Matt]

Not really. You could be on this forum and not post, which would be the equivalent of being 'seen and not heard'.