what are your nicknames?

[xfer]

send me your poor, your wretched, your stalkerish masses. i'll send them packing.

 

[minxnim]

this is gonna be cool.

guy who's bugging me lately #1: hey what are you doing tomorrow for lunch?

me: you'll need to talk to my agent.

guy #1: who's that

me: you dont' know? (rolls eyes) everyone knows him....

 

[xfer]

"oh GOD, do you even know who eric burnley is? don't even talk to me anymore."