What Did You Learn Today??

[ThisIsACoolName]

i learnt that yelling "THIS IS SPARTA" and throwing a plastic spear at a stop sign is a great way to get an entire family to stare at you on the street

haha that's like the time I yelled "HELLO CLARICE" and bit a huge chunk of flesh out of this girls neck boy oh boy were people staring at me then.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Or the time at walmart when I told this women to leave the store and shot her in the face.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Fail because A.) No movie line and B.) No awkward staring afterward.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Fail because A.) No movie line and B.) No awkward staring afterward.

A) Ash: "I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store ma'am."

b) It's assumeded.

c) You beat me to that faggoteer.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

You still did it wrong.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Thats what she said.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Fuck.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

But we just met!

 

[False Joe]

Today I learned that there's something awesome on my mp3, but I have no idea what it is.

DAMN THE SCREENLESS ZEN.

Think it might be Gorguts.

Not sure.

 

[Valerie]

I learned TIACN and Rabid suck equal amounts.

Get ready to be pwned.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

I suppose he edited his post because he realized that the only people who think I suck are fucking retarded.

 

[False Joe]

I suppose he edited his post because he realized that the only people who think I suck are fucking retarded.

I edited my post because I can't be arsed to be owned, even though I assumed you'd take it for the off-the-cuff harmless nonsult it was.

 

[Zephyrus]

I learned that swimming at the pool everyday can be a bane to long hair. I have to apply a shit ton of shampoo and conditioner to get the chlorine and knots out. I'm deathly afraid of it getting too tangled, because what happened to my cat could happen to me. Her fur got so matted we had no choice but to shave it all off.

Can any of you fellow longhairs recommend shampoo or conditioner that's good for "pool hair" and/or getting the knots out?

 

[A8]

Johnson's Kids No Tangle's spray. I use this everyday and it takes about 5 seconds of your time. It's cheap plus it doesn't leave your hair oily or anything. Just wash your hair normally and spray a bit of this in afterwards.

 

[cookiecutter]

haha that's like the time I yelled "HELLO CLARICE" and bit a huge chunk of flesh out of this girls neck boy oh boy were people staring at me then.

Epic lulz

Rabid, this is how to be funny

 

[Zephyrus]

Johnson's Kids No Tangle's spray. I use this everyday and it takes about 5 seconds of your time. It's cheap plus it doesn't leave your hair oily or anything. Just wash your hair normally and spray a bit of this in afterwards.

Thanks, I'll see if I can find this stuff.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

I edited my post because I can't be arsed to be owned, even though I assumed you'd take it for the off-the-cuff harmless nonsult it was.

Yeah I probably wouldn't have been able to own you anyway.

 

[Matt]

Epic lulz

Rabid, this is how to be funny

Don't even try, he doesn't know how

 

[Catastrophic]

I learned what youy mom likes. Raises both fingers

Whatever. English is not my first language. I'm a Malaysian and I'm not a Muslim.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Epic lulz

Rabid, this is how to be funny

Are you kidding? When I read that, I thought it was the funniest thing.