You know, women aren't half as complicated as you all think we are. My personal list of requirements has been edited down over the years in direct proportion to what men can give...and it's really quite simple.
1. I love you, but can you please clean your own pubes from the bathtub once you've used it?
2. When sms's between us are free, could you send me a sweet one every now and then so I know I cross your mind? DOesn't have to be every 5 minutes, but every now and then, it would be nice.
3. If I'm supposed to be your queen, make me feel like one. That means that when you organise a drinking session with your buddies, ask me if I want to join. The option would be nice, and it would also indicate whether I'm making dinner for 1, 2 or all of your buddies.
4. My music taste is as valid as yours. Doesn't mean we necessarily like the same things, but just because you have gonads doesn't mean what I like is of no consequence, so you can keep your poo-pooing.
5. If you spill coffee everywhere, wipe it up. You wipe your ass, don't you?
6. Speaking of ass, I don't mind whether the toilet seat it up or down, but if it's wet, wipe the fucken thing, mmk?
7. Surprise me every once in a while. Drag me unexpectedly off into your cave or whatever, instead of watching tv.
There's more, but I'm rather obviously inebriated, adn this is all I can think of.