Originally posted by dill_the_devil
godisanatheist - I once amused myself by trying to imagine how Ultraviolence would perform Hardcore Motherfucker live. First, get a gothic lady in a full PVC bondage-style strapped corset and trousers, high heels etc, and make her stand completely stock-still in front of the microphone. Second, line up a series of garden sheds and rig them up with dynamite, each with a classic Acme plunger-detonator. Have a pasty faced, bespectacled boy at one end of the line of plungers, ready to detonate a shed on cue. Finally, have someone carry a dustbin lid and stick... altogether now...
"Hardcore Motherfucker"
*BOOM!*
"Hardcore Motherfucker"
*BOOM!*
(repeat ad infinitum, ad nauseum)
*pause - dustbin lid player gets his cue*
*Clang-clang-clang-clang-clang-clang-clang-clang-cla-clang...*
"Hardcore Motherfucker"
*BOOM!*