Yes, I am quite sure that I have arrived in the correct location, sir. Like most Katatonia fans I absolutely abhor life and am digusted by the human condition and dullness of day-to-day existence; swimming through a sea of shit to reach the hollow "City of Glass," if you will.
Where I differ from most is that I let the despair and futility of it all fuel my desire for darkness and I'm kicking life in the fucking anus these days. I do the wylde thang with a playboy playmate everyday, wherever I go all of the peon masses hail me as their dark sexy god, and if all goes well I'll be getting into a Ph. D. program soon enough.
You people just need to get out there and put yourself out there more. I went and saw the Harlem Globetrotters today and it was fucking awesome. Tonight, I am going dancing and will have tons of girls and gays lusting after me. The only thing better than doing it with random people is seeing the crushed look on your face when you shoot them down for not being sexy enough!
Someday, the world will be mine... and I will proceed to stomp and piss on it.