What type of JEEEOOOOORRRB do you have?

[A8]

I have three jobs currently:
1)I work at a club called Liquid Ice on saturday nights taking money at the door (worst job ever! btw dont ever work at a club)
2)Im getting a 4 day a week job at TJ Maxx, a shitty clothing chain store, just cause i need the money
3)Also i occasionally draw for a tattoo shop that my dads friend owns and i get paid for each good drawing i do. I also plan on apprenticing there later on once im out of highschool

 

[Mort Divine]

So how does this crazy father feel about your visit?????

He, uh, doesn't know about it.

 

[Ender Rises]

Nice. Does he have any guns?

 

[Unfaithfully Metalhead]

Haha, well I've been on cam chats with her quite a few times and have talked to her over the phone on occasion, pretty much sure it isn't going to end up like that but I do know it can happen.

They didn't have webcams in those days... so your lucky but he wasn't

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

Then you have nothing to worry about but then again I have a best friend who was sort in the same situation as you and when he went to go visit the girl. Well let's just say the pic and her in person weren't the same lol In person she had warts on her face, overweight, etc.. he never did that again lol

I met a pretty attractive chick that I was talking to online on wednesday, she was way hotter in real life though.

 

[King Richard]

No one believes you so give it a rest virgin.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I met a pretty attractive chick that I was talking to online on wednesday, she was way hotter in real life though.

Putting lipstick and cat hair on a sock puppet doesn't count, douche.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I take it one of our mods has taken a liking to homestar runner.

 

[The Ozzman]

ahahaha, kudos to the homestar runner fan who changed the title.

Dave:

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND QUIT DERAILING MY THREADS YOU FUCKSLEEVE!!

Carry on.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

@ fucksleeve.

 

[Carcassian]

No one believes you so give it a rest virgin.

I laughed so much I spat my whiskey out. Im now very drunk. SCORE!

 

[King Richard]

 

[Carcassian]

Now on Red Wine. Fucking me up since 22:45

 

[Ender Rises]

 

[Belligerent]

ahahaha, kudos to the homestar runner fan who changed the title.

Dave:

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND QUIT DERAILING MY THREADS YOU FUCKSLEEVE!!

Carry on.

I have no clue what homestar runner is but I thought it was taken from South Park.
"THey toooook our joebbbbsszz"

 

[Ender Rises]

They took our jobs!

 

[Belligerent]

They took our jobs!

Fucking love that episode. Them damn goobacks took our jobs we got to get gay on them and hope they stop breeding!

 

[Unfaithfully Metalhead]

I met a pretty attractive chick that I was talking to online on wednesday, she was way hotter in real life though.

If your going to put a violinist on your sig... put a drawing of Nicolo Paganini... he was the shit... anyways here is a article that might inspire you Dave... perhaps you can do the same with vitamins or some other supplement:

http://smallbusiness.aol.com/grow/m...e-chair-man-of-the-board/20070822170909990001

 

[1TON]

Im a remodeling /rehab sub contractor at the moment.....tho i never know what ill be doing a week from today.
ive had atleast 50 different jobs in the last 25 years:Smug:
everything from a lowly dishwasher at 14 to an estate manager for the senior vice president of lehman bros.

 

[cookiecutter]

Fahorglingrass!