What type of JEEEOOOOORRRB do you have?

[Rabid Headbanger]

Your a sucker if you think she is not telling her best girl friend nothing and everything to you The sooner you learn this the more you'll not get hurt or you'll get laid more... girls always talk about everything to each other!!! even your dick size so you better buy those enlargement pills they advertise on late TV

Speaking of endowment...

I was thinking (for once) yesterday. You know those toy ponies that only come up to your hips? Since they're horses...

I'm technically "hung like a horse"

 

[Blue_Jay]

This already lampoons itself, doesn't it?



Were talking about how much we hate the homophobic bible pounding right wing morons. Texas just naturally comes up, as it is thier base of operations.

No.

And no. Most religious people are in the north east americas, nice try.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

And no. Most religious people are in the north east americas, nice try.

But the real NUTJOBS come from texas.

Hating to burst your Bubble, but last time I checked, Ontario, new york and nova scotia arn't exactly right wing. Nice try.

There is a very special reason the call were you are "the bible belt"

 

[Hatebreeder]

And no. Most religious people are in the north east americas, nice try.

Is that why they called the fucking South "THE BIBLE BELT"?

NE Americans are some of the most liberal people in the country.

 

[Blue_Jay]

But the real NUTJOBS come from texas.

NO THEY AREN'T. THE CHRISTIANS I MET HERE ARE REALLY AWESOME COME TO TEXAS AND BRING YOUR LIFE TO CHRIST YOU NEED IT!!! THEY EVEN LETTED ME VISIT THEIR HOUSES!!!

 

[Mort Divine]

Your a sucker if you think she is not telling her best girl friend nothing and everything to you The sooner you learn this the more you'll not get hurt or you'll get laid more... girls always talk about everything to each other!!! even your dick size so you better buy those enlargement pills they advertise on late TV

Considering I'm friends with a good deal of her best girlfriends, and know the general relationship they've got between each other and the disapproval (that reaches the point of trying to force her to change) that most of them have over a certain issue Alix has been going through for a while and my willingness to help her with it by listening to her, and accepting the thing as part of her, while still voicing my concern about it ...

I know I'm told at least SOME things the girls are not hearing.

 

[Unfaithfully Metalhead]

Considering I'm friends with a good deal of her best girlfriends, and know the general relationship they've got between each other and the disapproval (that reaches the point of trying to force her to change) that most of them have over a certain issue Alix has been going through for a while and my willingness to help her with it by listening to her, and accepting the thing as part of her, while still voicing my concern about it ...

I know I'm told at least SOME things the girls are not hearing.

Keep thinking that Mort and you'll be hurting later in life from chicks They go to the bathroom together for a reason and it's not to fulfill your teenage fantasy of girls doing each other in the stall and calling for you to join them

 

[Mort Divine]

Haha, trust me I know what you're saying - but if I were able to explain this situation in more detail without breakin' the promises I made then maybe you'd get it more. I don't know.

I'm not saying I'm told alot of stuff they don't know about, shit comes full circle alot, just that at least this one thing I've got reason to believe ...

ANYWAYS I AM OFF TO BED! SUNNY DAY REAL ESTATE SHALL BE SINGING ME SOFTLY TO THE DREAM LAND.

 

[Ender Rises]

Metal music supporter. I support metal by making it look cool by being cool.

Also, the fact everybody's talking about my home state on here is really creeping me out. Do I have a stalker?

NO THEY AREN'T. THE CHRISTIANS I MET HERE ARE REALLY AWESOME COME TO TEXAS AND BRING YOUR LIFE TO CHRIST YOU NEED IT!!! THEY EVEN LETTED ME VISIT THEIR HOUSES!!!

Before I go with this one.... "letted"?! Come on!

Let's go with some owls.

 

[Hatebreeder]

Before I go with this one.... "letted"?! Come on!

I'm starting to think it's all a troll thing.

 

[Ender Rises]

I wouldn't be surprised. "Letted"?! People... not everyone in Texas is THAT stupid... just 90% of them.

 

[cookiecutter]

Mort, I'm concerned for you. You seem to be very emotionally invested in something that looks like it has the potential for bad things happening. I hope things turn out alright.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Blue_Jay = troll. Someone should check his IP and see if he's another person on here as well.

 

[Blue_Jay]

Blue_Jay = troll. Someone should check his IP and see if he's another person on here as well.

No I am not a troll and no I'm not more than one person on here.

 

[zoidberg]

yes i am a troll, and the lobster is my master. i live to obey the lobster.

FYP

 

[Ender Rises]

You have an odd fascination with Zoidberg. Best character on Furterama IMO

 

[zoidberg]

You have an odd fascination with Zoidberg. Best character on Furterama IMO

you see, ive posted on several forums in my day. eventually i get banned and move to another. ill get banned from this one soon. but i always like to have a theme to my profile, and useually it is zoidberg. i like to pretend im a character, you know what i mean? it just makes the forum l a lot more fun.

 

[Ender Rises]

I understand. It's rather hard to get banned from this forum, after all Dave and Blue Jay and W&W are still here.

 

[zoidberg]

recently i got banned from a cannibal corpse forum, forever. my theme there was the zombie on the right on the cover of butchered at birth. and i got banned with one post to! and it was all a big misunderstanding! oh well this place is better anyways.

 

[Hatebreeder]

Mort, I'm concerned for you. You seem to be very emotionally invested in something that looks like it has the potential for bad things happening. I hope things turn out alright.

Or worse, she could turn out to be a fake. That has to be one of the most terrible feelings one can experience.