Translation:
She was dodens with a vagina. dodens wanted her vagina. Nobody else wanted her vagina enough to tolerate her bitchiness. Eventually she left. Then she came back under another name, denied it, returned under her original name, and then left. dodens was heartbroken. He spiraled into depression and began popping pills. The story ends in murder-suicide.
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s_a_o: Intelligent young girl, posted about metal more than most females (I mean women) that come to this forum, but still not often. When she posted, it was usually within the context of discussions that actually had substance, like politics or history. She left the forum because everybody was annoying to her and harassed and objectified her.
Susperia: Weird, overly emotional, somewhat gullible, somewhat attention-whoreish art student who annoyingly spoke about her interests/passions ranging from picking up trash and raising chickens to queefs and natural tampons. She got riled up very easily and combined with the fact that she was very judgemental, got into a lot of disagreements with almost everybody and eventually left because almost the entire forum was tired of her.
[Sidebar: Yes, she painted Erik. She took a photo that he posted of himself and a year later came back and posted a picture of this portrait. You can now purchase this painting for $800 I believe. Just imagine, you can now sleep peacefully under the watchful, protective eye of Erik Grahn.]
Omni: Possibly the most judgemental person that was ever on the forum. Nonetheless, she was intelligent and actually talked about music a lot. She spent too much time going out of her way to be condescending and deride people somewhat out of the blue for what she thought was just something stupid or bad musical taste. But that doesn't mean she was wrong, just that she was mean. I initially didn't like her and thought she was a bitch until she started talking to me and understood where she was coming from. Everyone thought it was amusing that we got along and agreed with each other on most things so they created this fiction in their heads that we were in love or something and called us Domni, which we went along with until it got old. She left initially because she had a computer problem (supposedly) and then just stayed away and now apparently doesn't have much time to spend online given increasingly time-intensive activities/responsibilities in her personal life. Contrary to what WAIF said, she never came back under a different name. It was an actually different person. Who oddly hasn't been around for a while, now that I think about it.
Mort Divine: A 19 year old lesbian pedophile who likes Paramore too much. He once wanted to run away with Susperia when she threatened to leave the forum but he must have realized that she's 'an older woman.'
I'm still friends with s_a_o, Susperia hates me and I'm not overly fond of her either, and I haven't spoken to Omni in a while.
As far as krampus goes, I don't dislike her at all, though I think she can be a little too chatty at times and talk about things I think are stupid, but that can be said for most of the forum. I don't have a problem with anybody unless they're being unnecessarily rude.