When you're feeling down...

[Rabid Headbanger]

Die now. I have a flock of White Winged Doves, that shall slap you silly with their wings of fury.

I'll through you to the lions, Dog.

But honestly it would be fun to meet you in real life. I'd bring a stopwatch to time how much I can put up with before throwing you through a car window.

 

[Evil?]

 

[Blue_Jay]

WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?

Be loving and sinless, but who's sinless nowadays, not a soul is. Repent, and even the most sinful person will go to heaven, this is a truth.

I'll through you to the lions, Dog.

But honestly it would be fun to meet you in real life. I'd bring a stopwatch to time how much I can put up with before throwing you through a car window.

I'd love to meet you in real life so I can preach about the glory of Jesus and how forgiving he is!!! I'll let you know when I get the money and a car.

 

[The Ozzman]

WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?

Be loving and sinless, but who's sinless nowadays, not a soul is. Repent, and even the most sinful person will go to heaven, this is a truth.



I'd love to meet you in real life so I can preach about the glory of Jesus and how forgiving he is!!! I'll let you know when I get the money and a car.

Repenting means that I have to stop jacking off. That is not acceptable.

See you in hell, you fucking troll.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?

Be loving and sinless, but who's sinless nowadays, not a soul is. Repent, and even the most sinful person will go to heaven, this is a truth.



I'd love to meet you in real life so I can preach about the glory of Jesus and how forgiving he is!!! I'll let you know when I get the money and a car.

I'll move the goat heads from my basement to the front yard.

 

[Blue_Jay]

Repenting means that I have to stop jacking off. That is not acceptable.

See you in hell, you fucking troll.

No, repenting means praying for forgiveness by talking to God!!!!!

I'll move the goat heads from my basement to the front yard.

Cool, are they for dinner, or an offering to the lord?

 

[The Ozzman]

NO REPENTING MEANS PRAYING FOR FORGIVENESS BY TALKING TO GOD!!!

How can I talk to something that doesn't exist?

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

How can I talk to something that doesn't exist?

Make a hand puppet.

 

[The Ozzman]

NO REPENTING MEANS PRAYING FOR FORGIVENESS BY TALKING TO GOD!!!

How can I talk to something that doesn't exist?

 

[Blue_Jay]

Make a hand puppet.

I didn't say that!!!

How can I talk to something that doesn't exist?

Actually he does exist, I told you before but you forgot.

 

[The Ozzman]

I didn't say that!!!



Actually he does exist, I told you before but you forgot.

You never told me. Even if you did, I know he doesn't exist.

Believing in intangible beings is stupid, you fucking troll.

 

[Blue_Jay]

You never told me. Even if you did, I know he doesn't exist.

Believing in intangible beings is stupid, you fucking troll.

Oh ok, well he exists just so you know. The bible is true, that is why he exists. You should go to church today, it's a sabbath, it is a very merry day. I am very merry fwalalalala.

Even Rabid is merry today.

 

[The Ozzman]

Oh ok, well he exists just so you know. The bible is true, that is why he exists. You should go to church today, it's a sabbath, it is a very merry day. I am very merry fwalalalala.

Even Rabid is merry today.

The Bible is nothing but a load of fiction.

 

[Blue_Jay]

The Bible is nothing but a load of fiction.

Nope, the bible says things that no man from Greece would know back in it's time, therefore obviously not making it fiction. Also, as if it's not proof enough to me, almost all of my prayers have been answered by God. Cool huh?

 

[The Ozzman]

Nope, the bible says things that no man from Greece would know back in it's time, therefore obviously not making it fiction. Also, as if it's not proof enough to me, almost all of my prayers have been answered by God. Cool huh?

That enough is proof for me that it's all been luck.

Anyway, we need to go back to depressing shit (although the conversation of religion is depressing for some)

I'm going to quote Netischze:

GOD IS DEAD

 

[Blue_Jay]

That enough is proof for me that it's all been luck.

Anyway, we need to go back to depressing shit (although the conversation of religion is depressing for some)

I'm going to quote Netischze:

GOD IS DEAD

Oh brother, I give up on your weird atheistic kind who refuses to see a sign when it is given to them.

Edit: God is not dead cause he's accepting almost all of my prayers

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I never feel down

 

[The Ozzman]

Oh brother, I give up on your weird atheistic kind who refuses to see a sign when it is given to them.

Edit: God is not dead cause he's accepting almost all of my prayers

If God existed he would accept all of your prayers.

 

[Blue_Jay]

^^^your one of a kind. @ Krigloch

If God existed he would accept all of your prayers.

God doesn't accept every prayer in the bible, he accepts most of them although.

 

[rfe]

This thread has become even gayer than Ender Rises' sexuality.