Sweden is a nice country to live in, but musically we're worthless. Yes, worthless. Swedish bands tend to be competent, skillful, and utterly boring. "Melodic death metal" is probably the most swedish music you can imagine: nice and safe and not too brutal, not too fast, not too slow, not too much of anything, and for fucks sake DO SOMETHING INTERESTING!!!!
Maybe it's because I live in Sweden I just can't stand "swedishness" in metal. USA - and then UK, Norway, Brazil, Germany, Austria - much better. And Canada, for some reason. I thought Canadians were as boring as Swedes, but since they have Cryptopsy when we have In Flames, I was clearly wrong.
I would also like to apologize to the world for ABBA. We still deserve a good bombing for that, I think.