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Hold My Beer While I Puke
Saatje: why? There's nothing wrong with being friends with your idols or in my case, being their gf.
Hahahaha Man I love this woman!!! she is funny!
Saatje: why? There's nothing wrong with being friends with your idols or in my case, being their gf.
I really want to meet Alexi more than ever now. I'm a complete and total wreck without him. I need him in my life. I don't think i need anything from life except for Alexi now. It's my life's mission and goal to meet him and have a relationship with him. He's the coolest guy ever. He's amazing, extraordinary, breath-taking, awsome, and he's my hero. I wish i could be exactly like him. There's so much i want to ask him about.
Yeah, i'm really, really calm right now so i'm not in my usual ALexi-excited mode. ALexi's making me more depressed than happy these days.
^Let me guess? You think i'm joking? I'm dead serious. I will be his gf sooner or later. I know i will so i'll sit and wait....but i can't wait anymore. I desperately need him now but i can't do anything about it.
well, maybe he uses his other hand to masturbate,you never know...Shook hands with him back in 2004, imagine it, the same hand he's masturbated with for hundreds if not thousands of times. Feelin jealous?
That's nothing. I shook hands with Alexi right after I masturbated without even cleaning my hand. Ha!Shook hands with him back in 2004, imagine it, the same hand he's masturbated with for hundreds if not thousands of times. Feelin jealous?
That's nothing. I shook hands with Alexi right after I masturbated without even cleaning my hand. Ha!
That's nothing. I shook hands with Alexi right after I masturbated without even cleaning my hand. Ha!
That's nothing. I shook hands with Alexi right after I masturbated without even cleaning my hand. Ha!
┼Victim of the Night┼;5587438 said:
But I'm wondering how much time the mod did take to find such an answer to post....
+1
I love your English.
┼Victim of the Night┼;5587462 said:Thank you...
But are you ironic, right? :Smug: I mean, you love my english cause I often do mistakes, hence make you laugh... right?
That's nothing. I shook hands with Alexi right after I masturbated without even cleaning my hand. Ha!
No, I really do like your English. The way that those who are not native speakers use it fascinates me to no end, for there are a myriad of ways they use it. I think it sounds more thought-out, too, and many native English speakers tend not to think before they speak.