Why is Otep's forum named Opeth?

Wrong.

They're...I guess they're "numetal," but they're super-heavy, with some death-metal leanings and occasional rapped vocals. Really artsy, with hidden meanings and stuff.

Oh, yeah, and their singer's a chick.
 
Apprentice's Master said:
But I like cheese. Do you?

cheese > mushroomhead

lest we forget to extend the hierarchy?

raw cookie dough > hot pockets > dead babies > cheese > mushroomhead > gumbo > Wisconsin, USA