Shit thread

[Metalstrm]

Damn, I always loved those motherfucking cyrillic letters. Even though I got no idea how to read them.

Peac eout, vaginal lavage.

 

[Cerberus III]

Well this thread is boring now...

 

[Metalstrm]

It's getting too agreed.

 

[noura]

Babe, do I love your pussy!

Pig!

 

[Metalstrm]

Never watched that movie actually. But yes, I'm quite the pig.

You've hurt my swine feelings now




Wish I had a 30 minute orgasm though.

 

[GT2000]

I would kill this posting if I could - with my bare hands...

 

[Metalstrm]

I would kill this posting if I could - with my bare hands...

Which one? The thread you mean?

No way man, you gave us "pathetic idiots of chan4" a place to go. Woah man.

 

[GT2000]

While I do take pride in creating a thread worthy of 326 replies (and counting), I'd rather have cured cancer.
That's all I'm sayin

 

[Metalstrm]

While I do take pride in creating a posting worthy of 326 replies (and counting), I'd rather have cured cancer.
That's all I'm sayin

I'd rather collected my wits and got the fuck off this computer right now, but apathy has the best of me right now. Exams time. Shit.

 

[Jackehh]

SITH ALBUM!!!!!!

I believe there is a missunderstanding here

 

[Metalstrm]

My fingers are itching to type a sick joke. But I guess that would be too offensive to certain sensitive people around here..

 

[Cerberus III]

My fingers are itching to type a sick joke. But I guess that would be too offensive to certain sensitive people around here..

I DEMAND YOU POST THIS JOKE!

 

[noura]

Joke? Yes do it! The future of this thread is depending on you. I would rather like a 30 minute laughing session

 

[Metalstrm]

Ok, one person is enough consensus.

Part 1:
What did the blind, deaf and dumb girl get for christmas?
Cancer.

Part 2:
What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for her birthday?
Raped.

Part 3:
What do you do after you have raped a blind, deaf and dumb girl?
Break her fingers so she can't tell mummy.

Part 4:
What did the blind, deaf and dumb girl get next christmas?
She didn't make it.

 

[Cerberus III]

Ok, one person is enough consensus.

Part 1:
What did the blind, deaf and dumb girl get for christmas?
Cancer.

Part 2:
What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for her birthday?
Raped.

Part 3:
What do you do after you have raped a blind, deaf and dumb girl?
Break her fingers so she can't tell mummy.

Part 4:
What did the blind, deaf and dumb girl get next christmas?
She didn't make it.

ROFL sounds like Murphy's Law.

 

[Metalstrm]

Well, I told you it's pretty tasteless

Then there's a cancer joke.... ... ..

 

[Cerberus III]

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a barrel?

One that's still alive, eating it's way up.

 

[noura]

You're gunna have to try harder than THAT.

 

[Metalstrm]

This is pretty hard:

Noura visits her doctor complaining of a strange feeling in her lower stomach. The doctor examines her and states;
"Well, I can tell you that you'll need to be buying lots of nappies in about nine months time."
"Am I pregnant?" Noura gasped. "That is wonderful news!"
"I'm afraid not," replied the doctor, "you have bowel cancer."

 

[noura]

How do you know I don't have IBS?