Oh, funny, I'll try to write a russian joke, my favourite. Here it is.
There is a birthday of two twin boys. One of them is sitting in his room and playing with Rubik's cube. Another one comes in:
- Hey, brother, look what I've got - they presented me a huge teddy bear.
- Yeah, nice.
Later on he comes again:
- Hey, brother, they also presented me a new PS3!
- Cool.
Later on he comes again, annoyed with brother doesn't envy of his presents:
- Hey, brother, now I've got a large birthday cake too!
- Well, it's very good.
- I've got so many presents and you have nothing but this cub! Hahaha!
- Well, I have no leucaemia either.