Will the real Barack Obama please stand up?

It actually DID happen, considering it was procured (eventually). Legal proceedings often take a while, especially if they're stupid and frivolous like that one. etc. Just drop it bro.
 
you guys just proved everything that the article said
You are stupid. That article is set up to allow mental retarded apes like you to just dismiss anyone who disagrees with you. Oh, it's not that Obama has run a better campaign or has more reasonable policies, it's everyone loves him so much. Have you ever considered that he's more popular because of his positive attributes? That's usually how elections work.
 
...and all Obama had to do is send a lackey down there with one to settle it, and it never happened...

Again, how exactly did you come to that conclusion? I ask because it's wrong. Is it because if you pretend that he never produced a birth certificate it makes you seem like less of a tool for buying into this "not a citizen" crap?