You know you like Opeth too much when...

Dangerblade

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-You create a team on the video game Worms with the worms Mikael Akerfeldt, Peter Lindgren, Martin Mendez and Martin Lopez. You even give them the Swedish accent!
-You fall asleep listening to Orchid...and wake up listening to Deliverance.
-You name your dog Godhead, and when he takes a shit, you refer to it as "Godhead's lament."
-You actually enjoy listening to Into the Frost Of Winter and Eternal Soul Torture.
 
Originally posted by Dangerblade
-You create a team on the video game Worms with the worms Mikael Akerfeldt, Peter Lindgren, Martin Mendez and Martin Lopez. You even give them the Swedish accent!

:lol: :lol:
 
you know you like Opeth too much when sex doesn't compare to the 3 note descending harmony in Godhead's lament.

when you scream OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PEEEEEEEEEETH! during sex

when you lstart to like 70's porno mustaches.

when you begin to stereotype all latino's as "Martin" instead of Jesus or Jose.

When you get called an art fag by tr00 black metallers and take it as a compliment.

When you turn down the TV volume so that the 5 o'clock news has an Opeth soundtrack.
 
- You're having sex with your girlfriend/wife and keep calling her Melinda
- You wake up next morning and you jump out of bed and start screaming insanely "Aoooouaaaaarrrgh! Red sun rising!"
 
- you spend about $100 a year to run an Opeth fansite

- you buy Opeth items to give away to people from your fansite

- you buy an import Opeth CD and give it to Dave Grohl

- you give away homemade Opeth samplers at a record shop you work at (after getting permission to do so)

- you catch the eye of their record label

- you find out someone likes metal and ask if they know of Opeth, then either:

** proceed to make them a sampler CD

** buy them an Opeth CD

- you go to every Opeth gig you can make it to, even if you can't really afford it...then annoy the bandmembers after the show by wanting to talk with them
 
-You create a team on the video game Worms with the worms Mikael Akerfeldt, Peter Lindgren, Martin Mendez and Martin Lopez. You even give them the Swedish accent!


>> I used to do this kind of thing !!! :D :lol:
 
About Worms: when the first Worms game was released I used to name my worms Eric Adams, Karl Logan, Joey DeMaio and Scott Coloumbus (I was very into Manowar at that time), so there's nothing odd about that! :)
 
Heh

When I first played Final Fantasy VII I named all the characters after friends. I named Aeris after my then girlfriend so when she was killed off I was absolutely gutted. No really!
 
When you leave the house and leave a note saying, 'I have gone away. The bed is cold and empty. Trees bend their boughs towards the earth, and nighttime birds float as black faces.'

When you repeat one of the following lines for each corresponding season: 'I knew it was the coming of Spring, and thus our April ethereal.' 'White summer.' 'Torn by the arrival of Autumn.' 'The cold season drift over the land.'

When you refer to dawn as 'morningrise'.

When the only flower you'll give someone is an orchid.

When, when on a trip, you'll go out of your way to drive through a moor. When you reach the moor, you accelerate to absurdly fast speeds, and then scream, 'Passing swiftly through the moor!'

When you're moving away, and the last thing you say as you look at your home is, 'Thought I could not leave this place on this imminent day.'

When, if you're a preacher/priest, you intentionally weave the words, 'This is forgiveness, so I know' into your sermon.

When you go to school on the first day, look at the school building, and solemnly say, 'There is failure inside.' When you take your first test, you go on to say, 'This test I can't persist.'

When you state that Jesus had a 'leper affinity'.

When, in an argument, you can't resist the urge to tell the person that, 'All your words are misgiven.'

When you can't speak of any so-called holy person without adding right after his name, 'the apostle in triumph'.