Krow
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If you can make it through that without at least smiling, you arent human.
"Hey what the hell is all that noise out there!?!?"
*bang*
"Motherfucker...."
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If you can make it through that without at least smiling, you arent human.
"Hey what the hell is all that noise out there!?!?"
*bang*
"Motherfucker...."
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Dagon666
The Ayatollah of Rock
A HUGE FUCKING WARNING!
SOME OF THE FOLLOWING JOKES ARE BEYOND SICK, THEY ARE DEEPLY DISTURBED, AND ONLY FUCKED UP PEOPLE SUCH AS MYSELF WILL LAUGH. SO IF YOU KNOW YOU WON'T APPRECIATE THEM, JUST DON'T READ THEM
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What is red and crawls up the leg of a woman?
An abortion feeling homesick
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Whats the diffrence betwen a truckload of children and a truckload of bowling balls?
You can offload the children with a pitchfork
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Whats the ultimate jew prank?
Take a fart in the shower
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What do you do after licking the smoothest cunt in the world?
Put the infant back in the cradle
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I guess that nails down most of the "no dude, just... no" jokes I have in store. Don't blame me if you'r eyes are bleeding, I warned you
SOME OF THE FOLLOWING JOKES ARE BEYOND SICK, THEY ARE DEEPLY DISTURBED, AND ONLY FUCKED UP PEOPLE SUCH AS MYSELF WILL LAUGH. SO IF YOU KNOW YOU WON'T APPRECIATE THEM, JUST DON'T READ THEM
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What is red and crawls up the leg of a woman?
An abortion feeling homesick
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Whats the diffrence betwen a truckload of children and a truckload of bowling balls?
You can offload the children with a pitchfork
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Whats the ultimate jew prank?
Take a fart in the shower
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What do you do after licking the smoothest cunt in the world?
Put the infant back in the cradle
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I guess that nails down most of the "no dude, just... no" jokes I have in store. Don't blame me if you'r eyes are bleeding, I warned you
StephenSLR
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HamburgerBoy
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Holy shit, I am socially awkward penguin. I've done almost all of those.
Not the Happy Birthday one exactly, but every time the people at In-N-Out say "Hope you enjoy the meal!" I give the "You too!" response, and then turn away and wince at myself.
EDIT: As usual, all the ones on KnowYourMeme suck though. Disappointing.
EDIT #2: Needs "Stare at blank Scantron for half the class duration" -> "Eventually the teacher will notice that you need a pencil".
Not the Happy Birthday one exactly, but every time the people at In-N-Out say "Hope you enjoy the meal!" I give the "You too!" response, and then turn away and wince at myself.
EDIT: As usual, all the ones on KnowYourMeme suck though. Disappointing.
EDIT #2: Needs "Stare at blank Scantron for half the class duration" -> "Eventually the teacher will notice that you need a pencil".
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HamburgerBoy
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HamburgerBoy
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I think that I've admitted that the Confucius ones are sometimes witty. Well, in this thread I've only acknowledged hipster cat as amusing, but still. Rape wolf and I shit rainbows puppy are still 100% retarded.
Dagon666
The Ayatollah of Rock
