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Also, buy some copper shot shotgun shells so you can safely breach door locks. Since its a home defense gun, you'll be breaching your own fucking doors, but who cares?! You're an operator now dammit!
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Pretty much sums up the mindset of anyone who actually buys a Cruiser.