You laugh, you lose

[Cronopio]

What do you call a dude with no legs?









Neil.

 

[juxtaposed girl]

What do you call a man in a pile of leaves






Russel

 

[uhhhhmmmm4]

I don't get it... like rustle?

 

[juxtaposed girl]

it's a anti-joke, she is just calling a man's name in a pile of leaves

You know me too well


I have others:

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff


What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?

Lilly


What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug


My most favourite WTF joke is:
What was the name of the first Emperor Penguin?

Julius Freezer.

It took me ages to figure out the complexity of that joke

 

[Zephyrus]

I am so winning at this thread right now.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo

 

[juxtaposed girl]

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo

I think we have a winner in the "what do you call. . " joke category

 

[romanticism]

While juxtaposed_girl is at it, I could surely post a bunch of rib-cracking dixie cup jokes, if you guys want.

 

[juxtaposed girl]

Go for it but my ribs better crack or i wont be happy

 

[romanticism]

Oh shit, I've momentarily lost my dixie cups. Here's something to tide you over.

 

[juxtaposed girl]

All my ribs are still intact, very dissapointing :/

 

[Cronopio]

What do you call a guy who can't swim in the ocean?

Bob.

What do you call a man who hangs on the wall?

Art.

What do you call a guy who's being cooked alive by cannibals?

Stu.

 

[SweptbackFlame]

What do you call a guy who's being cooked alive by cannibals?

Stu.

What drug was the duck on?




Qwack!

 

[juxtaposed girl]

Love it

 

[juxtaposed girl]

What did one carrot say to the other carrot?



nothing, theyre carrots, they cant talk





How do u keep an idiot in suspense?

 

[uhhhhmmmm4]

Well, how do you?

 

[juxtaposed girl]

I'll tell u later ;D





got my sister with that one for two whole days. Best. Two. Days. Ever!





Uhhhhmmmm4, i cant see your avatar without wanting to go jellyfishing
Its great!

 

[UltimateApathy]

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AhGvR0143s

 

[Matt]

I am so winning at this thread right now.

Not hard to do. Fuckin lame city in here.