You laugh, you lose

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I saw someone quote this line from that book 50 Shades of Grey, "His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. 'Are you ready for this?' he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young."


The fuck. This was published? New pick up line, wanna touch my puckered love cave?