You laugh, you lose

[Bloopy]

When you're too self-conscious to wear a colostomy bag.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Nation Ashamed To Admit They Would Probably Look Up John Goodman’s Nudes If They Leaked

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

 

[CiG]

Been catching up on South Park with Netflix lately (I'm way behind) and I just watched this episode where they had Nathan (the down-syndrome steroids dealer kid) get raped in a public restroom by a tranny. This made me bust the fuck up.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

the down-syndrome steroids dealer kid get raped in a public restroom by a tranny

damm
just that sentence is making me laugh

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@jimmy101 @Terasophe

@HadesRagnazrath
woke up thursday morning
smoked a ton crystal
forgot ultimatemetal.com existed
watched the porn vids that pop up when you google-video-search "huge white ass"
didn't get to sleep till 11 PM last night
slept 12 hours and woke up at 11 AM today
woke up still a little high

come on
this is at least a little funny

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

 

[no country for old wainds]

https://twitter.com/normmacdonald/status/1189087754199502849?s=09

 

[CiG]

@jimmy101 get on this level dawg.

 

[jimmy101]

Will watch this after work

 

[CiG]

Watch during work and turn it up loud, nothing bad will happen you can trust me.

 

[jimmy101]

I would, but our work computers have no speakers!

 

[CiG]

 

[jimmy101]

Yeah. Hence why I spend a lot of time bludging by posting on here. Easier to minimize a page than quickly turn down the sound on a video.

 

[CiG]

What the actual fuck lmfao. They took costumes from a crappy cable TV sci-fi show and painted them green camo in the fucking African desert.

 

[jimmy101]

@jimmy101 get on this level dawg.

Fiiinally got around to watching this. I think that's a bit beyond my level

 

[CiG]

I love the bit about mugging an Asian kid.

 

[The Butt]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

saw this when it was brand-new
seeing it now is still making me laugh-out-loud