You laugh, you lose

[Valerie]

 

[Blind Guardian]

Thug life yo. Gangbangin', pimpin' and dealin' cookies.

http://www.thelocal.se/25498/20100312/

 

[Srontgorrth]

 

[audiophileguy]

 

[Eligos]

Wow, that last one... what the hell.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Which one is a chick? Both? Neither? I'm confused.

 

[audiophileguy]

Which one is a chick? Both? Neither? I'm confused.

I think it might be a "shoop" of the infamous paulie carbone and one of his many fluezies.

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

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the post that made him famous

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Who doesn't get straight "A's" in elementary? And if he's so good at football and basketball, why isn't he a professional? Fucking guineas, they ain't what they used to be.

 

[rms]

as in a guinea pig?

 

[audiophileguy]

as in a guinea pig?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guinea

 

[rms]

I thought that was 'guido'

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Yes, it's an old-fashioned slur, and it sounds much cooler than "guido".

 

[Pessimism]

I wish I had a rockin' tan and a girlfriend with clap.

 

[audiophileguy]

drug thread reminded me of this sweet pic

 

[Blind Guardian]

Isn't there a site called "Douches with hot chicks" or something?

 

[Pessimism]

That black guys head is so awkward, I don't like looking at it.

 

[Pessimism]

 

[entanglement]

Isn't there a site called "Douches with hot chicks" or something?

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com

 

[Blind Guardian]

Yes.

 

[SweptbackFlame]

For a second I thought that was Julia Bond