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Man, Japanese are fucked up! I mean they literally practise every perversion there could be. Fucking eyeball licking, and nostrils licking, how fucking turning on is that?!

EDIT: I don't know if it is on every YouTube video but there is a feature thanks to which you can watch your video with those World Cup fucking trumpet sounds. :lol:
 
First five pages = nothing, not even a smile.
The Facepunch forums have a thread exactly like this, only difference is that theirs had me laughing my ass off. Way to fail guys.
 
WANTED:

One Rabbi versed in the Dark Talmudic Arts to create one Golem for household of three. Golem will perform rudimentary household chores such as dishes & sweeping, basic Math Tutoring for our daughter in 3rd grade and basic household security. Golem must be obedient and fairly unobtrusive on our every-day lives.

We will supply all materials needed (clay, twigs, calfskin parchment, etc) needed to create the Golem. All you need to do is use your magical ancient Rabbinic skills to animate said Golem!

Please note! We are looking for a Rabbi to create a Golem: an anthropomorphic being created from inanimate matter from Jewish folk-lore, NOT Gollum: a former Hobbit turned into monster and looking for "precious". This is important! We have no interest in living with Gollum. We want a Golem. Please respond, serious inquiry only.


http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/1578516400.html
 
First five pages = nothing, not even a smile.
The Facepunch forums have a thread exactly like this, only difference is that theirs had me laughing my ass off. Way to fail guys.

He lives up to his name.

Oh great, another troll.



Oh yeah man, less than a year is like fucking ancient. :rolleyes:

It is in internets times.

EDIT: @ Runk - explain how that was funny.