You laugh, you lose

[monoxide_child]

 

[audiophileguy]

 

[Summerian]

The love of Jesus christ is not BS!!

Cartman's Christian Songs
"All right, guys, this is going'a be so easy. All we have to do to make Christian songs is take regular old songs and add Jesus stuff to them."

I need you in my life, Jesus. I can't live without you, Jesus.
And I just want to feel you deep inside me, Jesus.

Don't ever leave me, Jesus. I couldn't stand to see you go.
My heart would simply snap, my Lord, if you walked on out that door.
I promise I'll be good to you, and keep you warm at night.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, why don't we just... shut off the lights.

I love you, Jesus, I want you to walk with me.
I'll take good care of you baby. Call you my baby, baby!
You died for my sins, and you know that I would die for you, right?
What's the matter, baby? You tremble at Jesus, baby! Your love, is my life!
You'ld know when I talk too, there's a blackhole in my life! Ooooh!
I want'a believe, it's alright, cause I get lonely in the night and it's up to you to save me, Jesus, baby!

[ then a commercial on TV - "K-tal Records presents..." ]
Oh Lord you are my savior! You know I miss you so much when you are gone.
Yes I may be born again, but I wasn't born again yesterday.
I want'a get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want'a feel his salvation all over my face.
The body of Christ, sleek swimmer's body, all muscled up and toned.
The body of Christ, Oh, Lord Almighty, I wish I could call it my own.
You're one time, two times, three times my Savior...
Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross I can't help but think that he looks kind'a hot...



Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand one more time with lyrics.

 

[UltimateApathy]

Pastor beating people up in a church, mortal combat style:

 

[monoxide_child]

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Pastor beating people up in a church, mortal combat style:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nthQMmAHzs8

1:27 and up is just pure gold.

 

[monoxide_child]

http://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-shark-week-quote.jpg

 

[DyingWorld]

 

[monoxide_child]

http://files.sharenator.com/demotivational_posters_edward_cullen-s450x548-146564.jpg[/url]

[img]http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Frodo-vs.-Harry-Potter-vs.-Luke-Skywalker-vs.-Edward.jpg

 

[monoxide_child]

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

That's it, fucking IGNORE'D. You can only handle so much fucking retardation jesus fucking christ get AIDS already

 

[-CC-]

This thread is supposed to put a smile on my face, not make my day worse. Faggots.

 

[Balls McHoolihan]

 

[SWAT]

I probably shouldn't post this here, but it made me laugh.

 

[JontRevolting]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3p5ak-t1pU&feature=player_detailpage[/ame]

 

[monoxide_child]

That's it, fucking IGNORE'D. You can only handle so much fucking retardation jesus fucking christ get AIDS already

This thread is supposed to put a smile on my face, not make my day worse. Faggots.

oh come on
the edward cullen meme pics were at least as funny as those 60s spiderman cartoon meme pics that everybody keeps posting on all the other forums

 

[monoxide_child]

 

[DyingWorld]

NSFW: http://www.happyplace.com/17661/mom-accidentally-posts-money-shot-picture-on-facebook